Bullet 10 [Panties. Lots of panties.] (Open Commentlog)

[hadalotofsugar]

I do so love a good pair of underwear. Especially when it involves getting closer to my feminine side.

[There's the distinct rustle of cloth being thrown.]

You know, I never realized how springy the elastic on panties was, though. It's pretty useful. [Another rustle.] Almost like a slingshot, wouldn't you say?

[He sounds playful, but there also seems

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[brynkitten]

...I'm so glad this little mix-up of ours brought this out in you at last. Don't you feel better now that it's all out in the open?

[hadalotofsugar]

[King snorts lightly.]

I feel freed. Like a new man.

[brynkitten]

A new man hm?

[Locked to King // 30% Unhackable]

Might have to take the new man for a test drive at some point.

Though it sounds like you're already having fun doing something else.

[Locked to Bryn // 50% Hackable] bunnies

[hadalotofsugar]

You're always welcome to take me for a test drive.

Just discovering exactly how far the elastic on panties will stretch. [Twang.] For science!

Didn't we schedule CR back in January? >_>

[stonesnotsticks]

[Don't mind Billy, he's just passing through... the curious may note that he's carrying his shoes and his pants are soaked from cuff to mid-shin height in addition to the satchel over his shoulder.

Looks like he hasn't noticed King. He's a perfect target.]

Yes. And I think I dropped it orz

[hadalotofsugar]

[Aha, a target - one he knows! King notes that the kid has apparently taken a dip of some sort.

In the interest of friends, he takes aim at Billy's midsection rather than his face, and then shoots. Panty go!]

I think you tagged a Billy post and I never got back to it, actually :|

[stonesnotsticks]

[OHGODOHGODOHGODTHINGSINFACEWHAT-- okay, it wasn't life threatening, he's not dead or bleeding, cool. The unidentified flying object is hanging onto his shoulder, so he grabs it while looking for the source of said UFO-- This guy looks like he could be trouble.]

What was that for?

ehhh, fail on both sides?

[hadalotofsugar]

[King is as harmless as a puppy. A very pranky, usually-gun-toting, break-your-arm puppy.

He smiles.]

Practicing my aim. Don't worry, everyone's getting a shot.

[talkback_stein]

...Why do you have panties.

[hadalotofsugar]

Why shouldn't I?

[Do you hear that noise, Chase? It is the noise of someone using panties like a slingshot.]

At least I'm not wearing them. [Or is he?]

[talkback_stein]

Lies and slander.

[He can hear the snap of the elastic; King's doing something, and he kinda' wants to know what.]

Where you at, bro?

he is going to get chase. in the face.

[hadalotofsugar]

I'm shocked and appalled that you don't believe me.

[Only not really.]

The buffet. [He's staked out a spot where he can see everyone coming in, either through stairs, elevator or the front door.]

[quirkiestgirl]

[Virginia happens to be one of those random passersby. A pair of panties lands in front of her feet.] Oh that's nice.

[She looks over and finds the culprit.] Do I even want to know where you got those from?

[hadalotofsugar]

[Damn, he missed that time. Oh well.]

Don't worry, I didn't raid anyone's drawers. They're from Deck 12.