Bullet 20 [Sexswap event] (Video)

[hadalotofsugar]

Oh my god do not be taking a piss when the Captain steals your dick.

[Hello Elegante! A tall, brown-haired woman is scowling into the comm. This would be Hannibal King, with tits. His hair is also wet, like he just showered. Which he did! Because of the aforementioned issue.]

At least I'm not eight anymore, but now I've got breasts -

....

I have

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[tanvirella]

SHIT.

You, too?!

[audio]

[hadalotofsugar]

[Conspicously long length of time before - ]

YES.

Dude, I don't even care so much that I lost my dick as much as the fact that I pissed on myself.

[tanvirella]

For fuck's sake, how do women even--

They're in the way of everything.

[hadalotofsugar]

They're in the way?

....

Mine must not be very big.

[Video turns on. POUT.]

[immaprettygirl]

Damn. Must be an epidemic.

[hadalotofsugar]

[...Dat accent.]

It usually happpens in swarms.

[immaprettygirl]

Really? So how offin can I expect this?

[hadalotofsugar]

No fucking clue.

[Warily.]

Jinx?

[text]

[kazeyotsutaete]

It could be worse, sir.

[audio]

[hadalotofsugar]

Oh, definitely. I could still be eight!

[He wouldn't be able to take advantage of this!]

[text]

[kazeyotsutaete]

I think I'd rather be eight than being R--a boy.

[She's more worried about being SEEN like this by certain parties.]

[audio]

[hadalotofsugar]

No, you don't want to be eight. Especially not eight and remember things, believe me.

It sucks.

[Comment Log!]

[brynkitten]

[Bryn fumbles with her keycard when she gets back to their room. She's more than a little frazzled and just wants to curl up under the covers and hide forever. She hasn't really thought about King being a woman now or how he must be reacting to all of this because she's completely distracted by what's dangling between her legs.

Oh god.

Bryn gets the door unlocked after what seems like ages, yanks it over, and shuts it closed behind her. She leans against it with eyes closed and a sigh of relief.]

[ The Sexiest Commentlog]

[hadalotofsugar]

[King had reacted... well, he'd been upset at first because of how he'd been changed, but after a shower and the realization that he had a female body, he'd been a lot happier.

And now there is Bryn! Who is a man!

King is still pretty straight, lets be honest. His preferences didn't change, but this is Bryn, he wants to do things to her, and she's pretty good looking.

King jumps up from where he was sitting on the bed - dressed in her clothes - and immediately wraps his arms around his girlfriend - boyfriend? - pressing against him and grinning.]

Hey there handsome.

[The Sexiest Commentlog]

[brynkitten]

[Bryn's eyes flew open at the feel of a woman pressed against her. Him.

Bryn was definitely a him. There was a really attractive woman wrapped around him and Bryn's reaction was instantaneous.

Her, no, his response was choked as he stared and tried to wish away the penis between them.]

O-oh god.

[Bryn stared.]

King...I...oh god this is fucked up.

[The Sexiest Commentlog]

[hadalotofsugar]

[He gives her the biggest, dirtiest grin he can manage in this body, especially with the reaction of Bryn's new body.

He presses closer, pressing their hips together. Hmm, that's interesting, he actually kind of enjoys that~]

Oh, it's really, really fucked up, for sure.

But it's kinda fun too, yeah?

[He's a little wary of actually doing anything to her until she stops looking freaked out a little.]

[inkstolen]

Well, good for you.

[LOL!]

[hadalotofsugar]

[God dammit.]

Accident. Blame the captain.

[inkstolen]

Blame? Sweetheart, I'm gonna be writin' him a fuckin' thank-you note.

Got any stationary? Lookin' for somethin' in pink.

[hadalotofsugar]

Ha ha, laugh it up at the guy who lost his junk.

[A woman saying that is funny.]

Sure, there might be some over on the go-fuck-yourself deck.