Yearly Round up
Dear Internet,
I procrastinated surprisingly little today.
January
Dear Internet,
Today, I fell down some stairs.
February
Dear Internet,
Yesterday, I was electrocuted repeatedly by a doctor, in the name of science.
March
Dear Internet,
Today, I was eating a throat sweet, and I bit into it expectantly, only to discover it did not have the delicious, cherry flavoured liquidy center I had been awaiting with anticipation.
April
Dear Internet,
As a social experiment on myself, one of my Live games characters never says thank you. This is really, really difficult to do. I've probably accidentally broken this rule a few times already. It's ridiculous: I'm supposed to be evil.
May
Dear Internet,
Why did all the boys in my class bunk off lessons on feminist theatre?
June
Dear Internet,
Amount of time it takes me to find clothes I'm happy to wear to go out in: Forever and a half.*
July
Bpal smells good
August
Dear Internet,
Today I cycled for about 3 minutes. It was wonderful.
September
Dear Internet,
Another year of university has just begun. Please can you let me know in advance what exciting and unexpected changes will happen to my life, so I can wear appropriate shoes.
October
Dear Internet,
After weeks of turning a blind eye to the racism of his supporters and implying, both directly and through smear ads, that Obama is untrustworthy and friends with terrorists, McCain finally objects when a woman calls Obama an Arab.
November
Dear Internet,
At some point during the Christmas holiday, am considering running a D&D or maybe WoD game for a couple of my London friends, who are curious about gaming.
December
Dear Internet,
I went to Dragonmeet, a gaming convention in London. It was ace.
Good day.
I procrastinated surprisingly little today.
January
Dear Internet,
Today, I fell down some stairs.
February
Dear Internet,
Yesterday, I was electrocuted repeatedly by a doctor, in the name of science.
March
Dear Internet,
Today, I was eating a throat sweet, and I bit into it expectantly, only to discover it did not have the delicious, cherry flavoured liquidy center I had been awaiting with anticipation.
April
Dear Internet,
As a social experiment on myself, one of my Live games characters never says thank you. This is really, really difficult to do. I've probably accidentally broken this rule a few times already. It's ridiculous: I'm supposed to be evil.
May
Dear Internet,
Why did all the boys in my class bunk off lessons on feminist theatre?
June
Dear Internet,
Amount of time it takes me to find clothes I'm happy to wear to go out in: Forever and a half.*
July
Bpal smells good
August
Dear Internet,
Today I cycled for about 3 minutes. It was wonderful.
September
Dear Internet,
Another year of university has just begun. Please can you let me know in advance what exciting and unexpected changes will happen to my life, so I can wear appropriate shoes.
October
Dear Internet,
After weeks of turning a blind eye to the racism of his supporters and implying, both directly and through smear ads, that Obama is untrustworthy and friends with terrorists, McCain finally objects when a woman calls Obama an Arab.
November
Dear Internet,
At some point during the Christmas holiday, am considering running a D&D or maybe WoD game for a couple of my London friends, who are curious about gaming.
December
Dear Internet,
I went to Dragonmeet, a gaming convention in London. It was ace.
Good day.