Take That, Shakespeare.

[hadidet]

Dear Internet,

Has done exams.  Would like kitten plz.  K Thanks.

Now I'm off to hand out CVs with Tweedle Tall and Tweedle Taller.

Dear Bpal:  I would like to smell of success, please.  Can you do that?

Good day. 

Comments

[i_novander]

The new guys at Odeon haven't had their first shifts yet and already we're hiring again, if you're interested.

[esoteroticist]

You made me giggle at work and now my boss thinks I'm skiving.

There are some ritual oils (TAL) that are supposed to be good at making you successful. Or get more money, or more confident, or making good impressions on new people. I am somewhat sceptical, which probably means they wouldn't work on me anyway.