I've decided the way I want to die. I want to be run over by a hearse.

epistolary

While watching the Oscars with some friends, the conversation turned to discuss the merits of the 80's classic movie, The Beastmaster. We came to the conclusion that is the perfect movie title because it tells you exactly what the movie is about. There is a guy and he is the master of beasts. Fuck the plot. Fuck the dialog. That's all you need to ( Read more... )

Fuck you allergies ( Read more... )

Yesterday, while eating, I bit the hell out of my lower lip not once, not twice but THREE times. Either my teeth are growing or I'm turing into a blithering idiot ( Read more... )

There is a fortune cookie fortune sitting on my desk that reads:

Maybe you can live on the moon in next century.

Here comes the science!

Hi, it's Steve! I got tired of looking at my unupdated journal so here ( Read more... )

So get this...

A company known as Waitwear has designed a line of clothing aimed at promoting abstinence in teenagers.

Some examples


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...come and join the Nazi party."

I just came back from seeing Downfall (or Der Untergang for you German speakin' folks out there) which tells the tale of the last days of Hitler and other various Not-Sees ( Read more... )

Hunter S. Thompson commits suicide

Fuck.