Just for a lark, I decided to look up some bass videos on youtube. The results were disturbing.
I'll post some at random. 5 points if you see the pattern.
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Yep, that's right, they're all big nerds.
To cap it off, guess what I saw on the subway on the way home.
That's right. Michael Cera, nerd extrordinaire, playing the bass. The evidence is piling up.