kelly goosecock

[haggard_as_shit]

yesterday was a pretty shitty day. things just didn't seem to go my way and my leg was about ready to break off. today was a good. i didn't have to practice and i don't have to practice tomorrow. i must concentrate on healing my knee because i'm such an important asset to the team...hahaha. we won our basketball game against vangard by about 24

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[razors_kiss]

FUCK YOU NOTES!!! IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW, IF YOU DONT COME HOME IM GONNA PISS AND MONE LIKE AN IMPOTENT JERK AND BEND OVER AND TAKE IT UP THE TAIL PIPE. BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. you better come home if you care at all about your life

chris + home = alive
chris + stay at concordagay = DEATH

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[haggard_as_shit]

you are the biggest homosexual alive.

[razors_kiss]

i dont care anymore, you can come or stay

[haggard_as_shit]

i'm sorry i won't be coming home this weekend. i know how much you wanted me to give you that aerosal spray for that certain penthouse pet to gain her total submission. hopefully i'll be comin' home next weekend though.

[pink_champagne]

so what is the largest penis?? .....I'm so scared to find out!

[haggard_as_shit]

14 in., not too shabby. i can guarantee that it was a black guy.

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[pink_champagne]

hahahahahahahaha NUCKA!