long lost twin
It's like, you know how rich girls all talk the same, with that little lisp and west coast elongated vowel thing? And how they have dead eyes, and you can't imagine them ever laughing, really laughing, at anything? And people always call them really "down to earth" because they don't love anything in this world at all, not even a bit, and are essentially incapable of being excited about a single thing in the history of things, and what everybody really means is "she's 6 feet under"?
I'm sick, possibly dying, and lying in bed reading What Claudia Wore, which is pretty much the greatest collision of high literature and fashion the world has ever seen, and she speculates that Claud has totally been reading a lot of Nylon, cuz she's wearing wayfarers and buffalo check plaid. I click on a link, and then see some "behind the scenes with Mary-Kate" and click, because who doesn't like sad, sad child stars and their self-important photoshoots?
GIRL HAS MEGA DEAD EYES AND ZERO SENSE OF HUMOR.
I picture her laughing like "ah ha...ha...ha...ha," and then always concluding with, "that'ssss so funnnnaayyyy." Iiiiiieeeeee!
I'm sick, possibly dying, and lying in bed reading What Claudia Wore, which is pretty much the greatest collision of high literature and fashion the world has ever seen, and she speculates that Claud has totally been reading a lot of Nylon, cuz she's wearing wayfarers and buffalo check plaid. I click on a link, and then see some "behind the scenes with Mary-Kate" and click, because who doesn't like sad, sad child stars and their self-important photoshoots?
GIRL HAS MEGA DEAD EYES AND ZERO SENSE OF HUMOR.
I picture her laughing like "ah ha...ha...ha...ha," and then always concluding with, "that'ssss so funnnnaayyyy." Iiiiiieeeeee!