We've all got our pet peeves. Some of us are driven into fits of teeth-gnashing rage by stupidity, some by cruelty, some by narrow-minded bigotry, some by narcissistic self-entitlement. Me, I hate hypocrisy
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It couldn't possibly be that you feel fully authorized to live your life wrapped tight in the pashmina comfort of self-absorption, lecturing to others about their Moral Duty while squeezing out a sprout or two, funneling your husband's investment banking income directly to DKNY Baby, pushing the Silver Stream stroller with a Seattle's Best in one hand and a Kate Spade bag over the other, addressing criticisms of Starbuck's labor policies by meeting the girls for more of those yummy maple scones, and making this year's Christmas celebration extra-special by splurging on Crate & Barrel ornaments (hand-crafted by Tibetan monks!) and Pottery Barn tinsel (hand-sewn by Namibian San shamans!) - could it?
...you have succesfully written the worlds longest sentence, what will you do next?
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It couldn't possibly be that you feel fully authorized to live your life wrapped tight in the pashmina comfort of self-absorption, lecturing to others about their Moral Duty while squeezing out a sprout or two, funneling your husband's investment banking income directly to DKNY Baby, pushing the Silver Stream stroller with a Seattle's Best in one hand and a Kate Spade bag over the other, addressing criticisms of Starbuck's labor policies by meeting the girls for more of those yummy maple scones, and making this year's Christmas celebration extra-special by splurging on Crate & Barrel ornaments (hand-crafted by Tibetan monks!) and Pottery Barn tinsel (hand-sewn by Namibian San shamans!) - could it?
...you have succesfully written the worlds longest sentence, what will you do next?
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and eat Honey Bunches of Frosted Flakes with me.
I LOVE YOU
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