Hi Ladies and Gentlemen!
SASHARI DUO is back with another round of THE BOUNCING HEADS! This is our early Christmas present for you all!
Title: The Joys of the Liu Family
Authors: SASHARI
Characters: Mikhail, Feilong, Tao, Yoh
Rating: There's bouncing smex, gals!
Notes: An ordinary day in the life of our loveable bishies!
Enjoy!
: Ahh! More! Mik!
: But Fei... We ran out of working whips...
: Smack me with your big manly hand!
: My hand is precious! How can I do THAT?
: Meanie! My ass is eager for spanking......Mik, please!
: Mommy, can you check my homework?
: TAO!
: Yoh is playing with his bat...he didn't check my homework...can you do that?
: That Yoh...
: Of course we can do that, darling. :3
: Are you hot? You don't have clothes on...
: ...... Yes, I am very hot. *glares at Mik*
: We'll look at that homework of yours in ten minutes. Could you wait in your room, son?
: Alright... Put on your clothes, mommy. We don't want you to get a cold. I will go switch on the air-con.
: yes, yes, Tao dear. Now shoo! *does the shooing motion with his hands*
: *hops away* Yoh! Are you done with the bat? Let's play!
: *zips up* uh, yeah I'm done. *sated grin*
: Mik dear... Is Yoh... grinning? @______@
: Seems so, Fei dear. What a strange sight.
: Should we quarantine him? Tao may be in danger...
: Yoh, what does that strange grin on your face mean?
: Nothing sir... I am just... happy...
: Yoh, go treat Tao for an ice-cream and if you come back in less then ten, no, fifteen minutes, I'll get you castrated.
: O__________O Yes mdm.
: Mik, my body is burning for your touch...
akari_hayashi : (lol i read "touch" as "torch")
sasheenka : (so, what does mik do now?)
akari_hayashi : (use his "torch" )
sasheenka : (oh yeah!)
: Hurry mik... Why are you always so slow?
: Fei dear, I'm enjoying the moment....but as you wish....*thrusts inside*
: Ahhh... Yes yes...
: You're so tight and hot inside....
: And you're so big and hot...
: We're back, sir.
: WHAT THE FUCK!?
: It's already been fifteen minutes, sir.
: Is there something wrong with your hearing? I said "at least"! Not 15 minutes exactly...
: I beg your pardon, sir. Tao, let's go...I'll teach you some batting tricks.
: So I can learn to be like you?
: Yes, yes. Let's leave your mama and papa to their...activity.
: *still inside Fei, starts thrusting again* Is your cock-ring too tight, dear?
: Urh... No... Less talking and more working!
: *works*
: Yes yes!
: *twirls Fei's nipples *
: eorogolanglsl... *incoherent mumbling*
: And now I'm going to inject my medicine inside you.
: Mik ah... Wait...
: *comes* Ahh! Fei!!!!
: Oh.. oh... I feel so alive! Mik!
: do you feel my love flowing into you?
: yes yes...
: *pulls out*
: Mik mik... Not yet...
: oh, my love...you still haven't come?
: WHAT DO YOU THINK? Are you blind? What is THIS?
: A gorgeous erection. *silly smile*
: I have a sudden desire to kill...
: Now now, love...let's take off the cock-ring .....though you look awesome with it...
: I also have a sudden desire to cut something off...
: Don't be hasty, love...you would regret it sooner than you think....
: As long as you regret it more than me, I don't mind. You are not the only man on earth...
: But I thought I'm the only one for you?
: Don't you know I can re-attach the cock? Or maybe I can clone it...
: Shhh, baby....*starts stroking Fei's hard cock*
: Ahhh... No...
: My beautiful dragon...
: Mik... Hurry...
: *hurries*
: I mean hurry and take away the cock-ring!
: *takes it off and strokes some more*
: Ahhhh... AHHHH! *comes*
: Mommy! Yoh taught me how to play with bats!
: Ahhhhh.... *ignores Tao*
: *thinks: Do they ever learn how to lock the door?*
: Fei...you sprayed your semen all over the bed...Yoh! Come and change the sheets!
: I hate my job!
: How can you say that? We give you money to play with Tao. Isn't that nice?
: Yoh, you don't like to play with me?
: It's not about you, Tao.
: *stands from the bed and stretches, naked* : Did you say anything?
: I said, it is not about Tao. *thinks: Your nakidness doesn't work for me.*
: *thinks: I thought he'd drool or something...sheesh*
: *thinks: Ukes don't drool at other ukes.*
: *thinks: no normal person can resist the allure of my beautiful body*
: *thinks: Yawn... Maybe I should just change the sheets... And then get back to my bats... Shouldn't be wasting time here with this naked lunatic...*
: Mik, I can still feel your burning heat inside me...
: Oh Fei... You're so sweet...
: You're still hot, mommy? But I've already switched the air-condition on...
: *thinks: So strange for an ice queen to be hot so easily...*
: It's getting better, Tao. So, what about that homework of yours?
: Yay! *dashes off to get it*
: Yoh, this is family time, you go now and practise facial expressions in front of a mirror.
: *cames back and shows them homework* We were supposed to write about our families....
: That's very nice Tao... But you included Yoh...
: Yoh is not ours?
: Well... In a way he's ours... In the odd servant/bodyguard/loyal dog/odd-job guy kinda way
: *beams* So he's family then? Papa does some of those things too!
: Well, let's leave Yoh in then....but we need to do something about the passage: My parents' hobbies...
: *whispers: We can't teach Tao to lie...*
: It's not lying....it's just not saying the truth...
the homework: my mommy is a mafia boss, he is very beautiful. My daddy is a mafia boss too and likes to be naked with mommy.
: How about getting him to rephrase it?
rephrased homework: my mommy and daddy are very successful in business. Mommy is very beautiful and daddy likes to be with mommy very much.
: Good job Tao. I am sure your teacher will give you an A.
: Mommy, daddy! *happy*
: *group hug*
The END
ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER, EXCEPT FOR YOH, WHO HAD TO CHANGE SHEETS EVER SO OFTEN!
Sincerely Yours: The Dangerous Powercrack Duo SASHARI!