The Joys of the Liu Family - Bouncing Dialogue

Dec 14, 2006 22:43

Hi Ladies and Gentlemen!

SASHARI DUO is back with another round of THE BOUNCING HEADS! This is our early Christmas present for you all!

Title: The Joys of the Liu Family
Authors: SASHARI
Characters: Mikhail, Feilong, Tao, Yoh
Rating: There's bouncing smex, gals!
Notes: An ordinary day in the life of our loveable bishies!

Enjoy!




: Ahh! More! Mik!


: But Fei... We ran out of working whips...


: Smack me with your big manly hand!


: My hand is precious! How can I do THAT?


: Meanie! My ass is eager for spanking......Mik, please!


: Mommy, can you check my homework?


: TAO!


: Yoh is playing with his bat...he didn't check my homework...can you do that?


: That Yoh...


: Of course we can do that, darling. :3


: Are you hot? You don't have clothes on...


: ...... Yes, I am very hot. *glares at Mik*


: We'll look at that homework of yours in ten minutes. Could you wait in your room, son?


: Alright... Put on your clothes, mommy. We don't want you to get a cold. I will go switch on the air-con.


: yes, yes, Tao dear. Now shoo! *does the shooing motion with his hands*


: *hops away* Yoh! Are you done with the bat? Let's play!


: *zips up* uh, yeah I'm done. *sated grin*


: Mik dear... Is Yoh... grinning? @______@


: Seems so, Fei dear. What a strange sight.


: Should we quarantine him? Tao may be in danger...


: Yoh, what does that strange grin on your face mean?


: Nothing sir... I am just... happy...


: Yoh, go treat Tao for an ice-cream and if you come back in less then ten, no, fifteen minutes, I'll get you castrated.


: O__________O Yes mdm.


: Mik, my body is burning for your touch...

akari_hayashi : (lol i read "touch" as "torch")
sasheenka : (so, what does mik do now?)
akari_hayashi : (use his "torch" )
sasheenka : (oh yeah!)


: Hurry mik... Why are you always so slow?


: Fei dear, I'm enjoying the moment....but as you wish....*thrusts inside*


: Ahhh... Yes yes...


: You're so tight and hot inside....


: And you're so big and hot...


: We're back, sir.


: WHAT THE FUCK!?


: It's already been fifteen minutes, sir.


: Is there something wrong with your hearing? I said "at least"! Not 15 minutes exactly...


: I beg your pardon, sir. Tao, let's go...I'll teach you some batting tricks.


: So I can learn to be like you?


: Yes, yes. Let's leave your mama and papa to their...activity.


: *still inside Fei, starts thrusting again* Is your cock-ring too tight, dear?


: Urh... No... Less talking and more working!


: *works*


: Yes yes!


: *twirls Fei's nipples *


: eorogolanglsl... *incoherent mumbling*


: And now I'm going to inject my medicine inside you.


: Mik ah... Wait...


: *comes* Ahh! Fei!!!!


: Oh.. oh... I feel so alive! Mik!


: do you feel my love flowing into you?


: yes yes...


: *pulls out*


: Mik mik... Not yet...


: oh, my love...you still haven't come?


: WHAT DO YOU THINK? Are you blind? What is THIS?


: A gorgeous erection. *silly smile*


: I have a sudden desire to kill...


: Now now, love...let's take off the cock-ring .....though you look awesome with it...


: I also have a sudden desire to cut something off...


: Don't be hasty, love...you would regret it sooner than you think....


: As long as you regret it more than me, I don't mind. You are not the only man on earth...


: But I thought I'm the only one for you?


: Don't you know I can re-attach the cock? Or maybe I can clone it...


: Shhh, baby....*starts stroking Fei's hard cock*


: Ahhh... No...


: My beautiful dragon...


: Mik... Hurry...


: *hurries*


: I mean hurry and take away the cock-ring!


: *takes it off and strokes some more*


: Ahhhh... AHHHH! *comes*


: Mommy! Yoh taught me how to play with bats!


: Ahhhhh.... *ignores Tao*


: *thinks: Do they ever learn how to lock the door?*


: Fei...you sprayed your semen all over the bed...Yoh! Come and change the sheets!


: I hate my job!


: How can you say that? We give you money to play with Tao. Isn't that nice?


: Yoh, you don't like to play with me?


: It's not about you, Tao.


: *stands from the bed and stretches, naked* : Did you say anything?


: I said, it is not about Tao. *thinks: Your nakidness doesn't work for me.*


: *thinks: I thought he'd drool or something...sheesh*


: *thinks: Ukes don't drool at other ukes.*


: *thinks: no normal person can resist the allure of my beautiful body*


: *thinks: Yawn... Maybe I should just change the sheets... And then get back to my bats... Shouldn't be wasting time here with this naked lunatic...*


: Mik, I can still feel your burning heat inside me...


: Oh Fei... You're so sweet...


: You're still hot, mommy? But I've already switched the air-condition on...


: *thinks: So strange for an ice queen to be hot so easily...*


: It's getting better, Tao. So, what about that homework of yours?


: Yay! *dashes off to get it*


: Yoh, this is family time, you go now and practise facial expressions in front of a mirror.


: *cames back and shows them homework* We were supposed to write about our families....


: That's very nice Tao... But you included Yoh...


: Yoh is not ours?


: Well... In a way he's ours... In the odd servant/bodyguard/loyal dog/odd-job guy kinda way


: *beams* So he's family then? Papa does some of those things too!


: Well, let's leave Yoh in then....but we need to do something about the passage: My parents' hobbies...


: *whispers: We can't teach Tao to lie...*


: It's not lying....it's just not saying the truth...

the homework: my mommy is a mafia boss, he is very beautiful. My daddy is a mafia boss too and likes to be naked with mommy.


: How about getting him to rephrase it?

rephrased homework: my mommy and daddy are very successful in business. Mommy is very beautiful and daddy likes to be with mommy very much.


: Good job Tao. I am sure your teacher will give you an A.


: Mommy, daddy! *happy*




: *group hug*

The END

ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER, EXCEPT FOR YOH, WHO HAD TO CHANGE SHEETS EVER SO OFTEN!

Sincerely Yours: The Dangerous Powercrack Duo SASHARI!

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