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Once upon a time there was a GREAT NATION called THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, or America for short. He was even greater than Prussia because he not only kicked his brothers' (both brothers, as Canada actually liked England at the time) asses TWICE (Once for independence and another time just for kicks).
Then he fought himself and won, something that few countries manage to do. Which just shows how amazing America really is.
But that's not all, for America then went and saved the entire world not once, but twice! He also has never been invaded by another country, unlike some countries he could mention.
Then one day he met this LOVELY princess named Estelle who thought that he was AMAZING and the GREATEST COUNTRY EVER and so they married in a SPLENDID wedding fit for a country and a future empress. Barack Obama was the best man, The Star Spangled Banner was played and everyone wore red, white, and blue. Prussia tried to have a wedding that could compare, but it didn't really work out all that well, regardless of who had the bigger chest.
They had three amazing children (Abe, Yuuri, and Zack) who constantly make America and Estelle proud.
So not only am I a better writer than Prussia, but my history is better!
Then he fought himself and won, something that few countries manage to do. Which just shows how amazing America really is.
But that's not all, for America then went and saved the entire world not once, but twice! He also has never been invaded by another country, unlike some countries he could mention.
Then one day he met this LOVELY princess named Estelle who thought that he was AMAZING and the GREATEST COUNTRY EVER and so they married in a SPLENDID wedding fit for a country and a future empress. Barack Obama was the best man, The Star Spangled Banner was played and everyone wore red, white, and blue. Prussia tried to have a wedding that could compare, but it didn't really work out all that well, regardless of who had the bigger chest.
They had three amazing children (Abe, Yuuri, and Zack) who constantly make America and Estelle proud.
So not only am I a better writer than Prussia, but my history is better!