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Who: America and Estelle
When: Sunday
What: America and Estelle being happily married and retarded. Which they do quite well.
Where: Their house in suburbia. It's got a rather large library since both of them are quite well off.
Why: Because we can. That should be enough reason.
America: "BUT THEY'RE TWILIGHT, ESTELLE."
America: "NO ONE WANTS TO READ THEM."
America: "Actually teenaged girls like to read them"
America: "BUT THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT."
Estelle: "R-regardless of quality, they are still books, and should not be treated like that."
America: "Yeah but... what else am I supposed to do with them?"
Estelle: "They can always be sold or perhaps donated...?"
America: "But that just means someone else will have to deal with them!"
Estelle: "8| No book in this house will be subjected to doorstop treatment."
America: "ksdkfaskdlf Fine."
Estelle: "Thank you! |D"
America: /OKAY CAN'T BE GRUMBLY AGAINST ESTELLE SMILE
Estelle: /happy happy
America: /grins and totally pulls her to him, resting his head on her shoulder
America: "Don't read them."
Estelle: /relaaaaaaxes.
Estelle: "Why not?"
America: "Because they're horrible and you might make me wear glitter."
Estelle: "...g-glitter?"
America: "Yeah. Vampires sparkle in these books."
Estelle: .../doesn't know how to reply to that.
America: "Yeah."
Estelle: /orz
America: "There are better things to read, after all!"
Estelle: "Yes! 8D"
Estelle: /may or may not be trying to get away to go read now that you mentioned reading...
America: /is totally holding on tight. But not too tight.
America: /HOORAY PREVENTATIVE MEASURES.
Estelle: /wants to read ;;
America: /wants to cuddle his waifu ;;
Estelle: /booooooks *___*
America: /grumble grumble grumble
America: Fine. BUT COME BACK HERE.
Estelle: "You could always come with me, too. |D"
America: "I could."
America: /ponders this
America: "Did we get those really comfy chairs for the library?"
Estelle: "Yes! :>"
America: "Right then! To the library it is!"
Estelle: /practically drags Estelle to it. lol.
Estelle: /probably doesn't even need to be dragged. OMGBOOKS.
America: "Hmmmm."
America: /PONDERS CHAIR CHOICES
America: /it's very important.
Estelle: /PONDERS BOOK CHOICES.
Estelle: /books > chairs sry.
America: /s'okay. He's going to be making Estelle sit with him.
America: /DECIDES ON BIG FLUFFY ONE IN THE MIDDLE
Estelle: /calculating book choices. Might be humming.
America: /is watching in a non-creepy way
America: "I'd recommend the ones on American history."
America: /is still, obviously, egotistical. Duh.
Estelle: "But I've already read all those. "
America: /pouts
America: "Fine. What about... World War II?"
Estelle: "...those, too. "
America: "...... You've read all of my history? And all of the events I took part in?"
America: /pouts a lot more now.
Estelle: "Yes! It was all very interesting! 8D"
Estelle: /doesn't get the pouting orz.
America: "Of course it would be!"
America: /fishes for something else but can only come up with stuff about England and god forbid he let her read that.
America: "And you've read my new boss' books?"
Estelle: "New boss's book?"
America: "Books! He's written two you know."
America: /VICTORY!
Estelle: "I haven't read them! :o"
America: /oh yes TOTAL victory.
America: "They're up there!"
America: /waves in vague general direction of wherever they are. It's a big library.
Estelle: "I will find them! >8|"
Estelle: /that's her determinedfaise.
America: "Come back when you do!"
America: /he likes her determined face. Well. he likes all of them so.
Estelle: "Of course! >8|"
Estelle: /wanders off to find the books~~~
America: /Waits. And waits. And totally eats a cheeseburger he brought with him.
Estelle: /Wanders. And wanders. And climbs up ladders and stuff. OH LOOK WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE.
Estelle: /Takes what she thinks is the book and trots back~~
America: /pulls her into his lap automatically and peers at the book
America: "Audacity of Hope. That's the one!"
Estelle: "Yay! 8D"
Estelle: /nestles in and gets comfortable, preparing to reeeeeead.
America: /wraps his arms around her waist and peers over her shoulder.
Estelle: /is totally already into reading the book, sry.
America: /pouts, even though she can't see it. IT'S WORTH A SHOT.
Estelle: /is just reading |D
America: /OH GOD WHY DID HE HAVE TO MARRY SUCH A BOOKWORM.
Estelle: /Booooks 8DDDDD
America: /grins. Which is always a bad sign.
America: /pokes her side.
Estelle: /figdets a little but omg book.
America: /tickles her side gently. COME ON DISTRACTION.
Estelle: /is trying to read thank you very much 8|
America: /FROWNS. This is going to be harder than he previously thought.
Estelle: /bookbookbookbookbook.
America: /kisses neck hopefully. COME ON CHARM.
Estelle: /knocks her head back into his 8|, but her eyes are still on the book.
America: /dsajfdsfjsdf MUST TRY HARDER. So does so again.
Estelle: "Alfred, I'm trying to read. <"
America: "But you always read."
Estelle: "Because I like to read. |D"
America: "And I like kissing you."
Estelle: /asludfhjsklfd totally red faced now orz.
Estelle: "Y-you were the one who told me to read this book...!"
America: "Well it's not like I can say 'Don't read a book, instead, let your husband shower you with love and affection'."
America: /thinks it's rather endearing.
Estelle: "W-well, that's true... "
America: "So you do your thing, and I'll do mine!"
Estelle: "But it's distracting. "
America: "I know."
America: /SMUG SMILE
Estelle: /:<<<<<
America: "It'd be more interesting if it'd been something I was a part of."
America: /defensive
Estelle: "Well. I could always double check the history books, if you'd like, for something I haven't read."
America: "That's mainly all the times when Arthur was big and important."
Estelle: "But if it's history, I should read all of it..."
America: "I suppose. As long as you remember that I kicked his ass eventually."
Estelle: "Yes, of course. |D"
America: "Alright then. They're with the rest of the history books."
Estelle: "Okay! I'll be right back then! 8D"
America: "Alright!"
Estelle: /wanders off to find another book~~~~
Estelle: /comes back some time later. With a really heavy, thick book that she might be somewhat struggling with. orz.
America: /actually tries to be a gentleman and help her with it. Even if it means getting up out of his seat. OH THE PAINS OF MARRIAGE.
Estelle: "Thank you, Alfred! 8D"
Estelle: /sparkly smile
America: /Okay yeah. Totally worth it sometimes. BEAMS BACK.
America: "Of course!"
America: /Helps her carry it back to the chair
Estelle: /happy happy~~!
America: /Yeah, he totally loves his wife.
America: /pulls her into the chair again.
America: "So what did you pick this time?"
Estelle: /insert title here. 8D
America: "Alright, well, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to learn about Arthur."
America: "Iggy."
America: /likes using retarded nicknames for his father/brother
Estelle: "Iggy's a new one. |D"
America: "I like it! What do you think?"
Estelle: "It doesn't sound much like Arthur, but I suppose it is rather charming."
America: "Cause it comes from England! The E and the G, see?"
Estelle: "...oh! I get it now! 8D"
America: "Yeah!"
America: /smug.
Estelle: /annnnnnnnd she starts reading.
America: /watching over shoulder, making comments about whatever bit of history she's reading about. Biased comments, of course. Even if he wasn't around then. Orz.
Estelle: /listens to his commentary 'A'.
America: /Did I mention that he loves Estelle? A lot? Because he totally does.
America: "And Spain was totally whipped by Iggy anyway so..."
Estelle: "Whipped?"
Estelle: /JUST LIKES TO LEARN 'A'.
America: "Yeah! Arthur had a... decent navy at the time and continually kicked Spain's ass."
America: /COULD CARE LESS. Her view of Earth history is most likely so skewed if she believes him.
Estelle: /American History is probably totally skewed, because she totally believed anything he told her orz.
Estelle: "Oh, I see."
America: "Yeah!"
Estelle: /shoves her nose back in the booooooook.
America: /LONG SUFFERING SIGH
Estelle: /you can has bookworm!waifu America.
America: /... falls asleep sometime along the way.
Estelle: /doesn't even notice is too into the book orz.
America: /starts snoring
Estelle: /doesn't hear it |D
America: /FAIL, WAIFU. FAIL
Estelle: /BOOK HUSBANDO. BOOK.
America: /Wakes up like three hours later.
America: "Done yet?"
Estelle: "Hmm? Did you say something?"
America: "...."
America: "Guess not."
Estelle: /booooooooooooooooook *_______*
America: /BOOOOOOOOOOOORED
Estelle: /SNAPS IT SHUT QUITE SUDDENLY.
America: /ASKDKASDAKLD maybe jumps just a little orz. LOUD NOISES.
Estelle: "Oh! I didn't mean to startle you. I'm going to take a break, I'm a little hungry."
America: "Cheeseburgers?!"
America: /HOPEFUL GRIN
Estelle: "We can get cheeseburgers. |D"
America: "That's what I like to hear!"
Estelle: /starts to stand up to get some foodz.
America: /BOUNDS UP AFTER
Estelle: /TO THE KITCHENS.
America: /STAMPEDE. Only that's just Alfred.
When: Sunday
What: America and Estelle being happily married and retarded. Which they do quite well.
Where: Their house in suburbia. It's got a rather large library since both of them are quite well off.
Why: Because we can. That should be enough reason.
America: "BUT THEY'RE TWILIGHT, ESTELLE."
America: "NO ONE WANTS TO READ THEM."
America: "Actually teenaged girls like to read them"
America: "BUT THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT."
Estelle: "R-regardless of quality, they are still books, and should not be treated like that."
America: "Yeah but... what else am I supposed to do with them?"
Estelle: "They can always be sold or perhaps donated...?"
America: "But that just means someone else will have to deal with them!"
Estelle: "8| No book in this house will be subjected to doorstop treatment."
America: "ksdkfaskdlf Fine."
Estelle: "Thank you! |D"
America: /OKAY CAN'T BE GRUMBLY AGAINST ESTELLE SMILE
Estelle: /happy happy
America: /grins and totally pulls her to him, resting his head on her shoulder
America: "Don't read them."
Estelle: /relaaaaaaxes.
Estelle: "Why not?"
America: "Because they're horrible and you might make me wear glitter."
Estelle: "...g-glitter?"
America: "Yeah. Vampires sparkle in these books."
Estelle: .../doesn't know how to reply to that.
America: "Yeah."
Estelle: /orz
America: "There are better things to read, after all!"
Estelle: "Yes! 8D"
Estelle: /may or may not be trying to get away to go read now that you mentioned reading...
America: /is totally holding on tight. But not too tight.
America: /HOORAY PREVENTATIVE MEASURES.
Estelle: /wants to read ;;
America: /wants to cuddle his waifu ;;
Estelle: /booooooks *___*
America: /grumble grumble grumble
America: Fine. BUT COME BACK HERE.
Estelle: "You could always come with me, too. |D"
America: "I could."
America: /ponders this
America: "Did we get those really comfy chairs for the library?"
Estelle: "Yes! :>"
America: "Right then! To the library it is!"
Estelle: /practically drags Estelle to it. lol.
Estelle: /probably doesn't even need to be dragged. OMGBOOKS.
America: "Hmmmm."
America: /PONDERS CHAIR CHOICES
America: /it's very important.
Estelle: /PONDERS BOOK CHOICES.
Estelle: /books > chairs sry.
America: /s'okay. He's going to be making Estelle sit with him.
America: /DECIDES ON BIG FLUFFY ONE IN THE MIDDLE
Estelle: /calculating book choices. Might be humming.
America: /is watching in a non-creepy way
America: "I'd recommend the ones on American history."
America: /is still, obviously, egotistical. Duh.
Estelle: "But I've already read all those. "
America: /pouts
America: "Fine. What about... World War II?"
Estelle: "...those, too. "
America: "...... You've read all of my history? And all of the events I took part in?"
America: /pouts a lot more now.
Estelle: "Yes! It was all very interesting! 8D"
Estelle: /doesn't get the pouting orz.
America: "Of course it would be!"
America: /fishes for something else but can only come up with stuff about England and god forbid he let her read that.
America: "And you've read my new boss' books?"
Estelle: "New boss's book?"
America: "Books! He's written two you know."
America: /VICTORY!
Estelle: "I haven't read them! :o"
America: /oh yes TOTAL victory.
America: "They're up there!"
America: /waves in vague general direction of wherever they are. It's a big library.
Estelle: "I will find them! >8|"
Estelle: /that's her determinedfaise.
America: "Come back when you do!"
America: /he likes her determined face. Well. he likes all of them so.
Estelle: "Of course! >8|"
Estelle: /wanders off to find the books~~~
America: /Waits. And waits. And totally eats a cheeseburger he brought with him.
Estelle: /Wanders. And wanders. And climbs up ladders and stuff. OH LOOK WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE.
Estelle: /Takes what she thinks is the book and trots back~~
America: /pulls her into his lap automatically and peers at the book
America: "Audacity of Hope. That's the one!"
Estelle: "Yay! 8D"
Estelle: /nestles in and gets comfortable, preparing to reeeeeead.
America: /wraps his arms around her waist and peers over her shoulder.
Estelle: /is totally already into reading the book, sry.
America: /pouts, even though she can't see it. IT'S WORTH A SHOT.
Estelle: /is just reading |D
America: /OH GOD WHY DID HE HAVE TO MARRY SUCH A BOOKWORM.
Estelle: /Booooks 8DDDDD
America: /grins. Which is always a bad sign.
America: /pokes her side.
Estelle: /figdets a little but omg book.
America: /tickles her side gently. COME ON DISTRACTION.
Estelle: /is trying to read thank you very much 8|
America: /FROWNS. This is going to be harder than he previously thought.
Estelle: /bookbookbookbookbook.
America: /kisses neck hopefully. COME ON CHARM.
Estelle: /knocks her head back into his 8|, but her eyes are still on the book.
America: /dsajfdsfjsdf MUST TRY HARDER. So does so again.
Estelle: "Alfred, I'm trying to read. <"
America: "But you always read."
Estelle: "Because I like to read. |D"
America: "And I like kissing you."
Estelle: /asludfhjsklfd totally red faced now orz.
Estelle: "Y-you were the one who told me to read this book...!"
America: "Well it's not like I can say 'Don't read a book, instead, let your husband shower you with love and affection'."
America: /thinks it's rather endearing.
Estelle: "W-well, that's true... "
America: "So you do your thing, and I'll do mine!"
Estelle: "But it's distracting. "
America: "I know."
America: /SMUG SMILE
Estelle: /:<<<<<
America: "It'd be more interesting if it'd been something I was a part of."
America: /defensive
Estelle: "Well. I could always double check the history books, if you'd like, for something I haven't read."
America: "That's mainly all the times when Arthur was big and important."
Estelle: "But if it's history, I should read all of it..."
America: "I suppose. As long as you remember that I kicked his ass eventually."
Estelle: "Yes, of course. |D"
America: "Alright then. They're with the rest of the history books."
Estelle: "Okay! I'll be right back then! 8D"
America: "Alright!"
Estelle: /wanders off to find another book~~~~
Estelle: /comes back some time later. With a really heavy, thick book that she might be somewhat struggling with. orz.
America: /actually tries to be a gentleman and help her with it. Even if it means getting up out of his seat. OH THE PAINS OF MARRIAGE.
Estelle: "Thank you, Alfred! 8D"
Estelle: /sparkly smile
America: /Okay yeah. Totally worth it sometimes. BEAMS BACK.
America: "Of course!"
America: /Helps her carry it back to the chair
Estelle: /happy happy~~!
America: /Yeah, he totally loves his wife.
America: /pulls her into the chair again.
America: "So what did you pick this time?"
Estelle: /insert title here. 8D
America: "Alright, well, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to learn about Arthur."
America: "Iggy."
America: /likes using retarded nicknames for his father/brother
Estelle: "Iggy's a new one. |D"
America: "I like it! What do you think?"
Estelle: "It doesn't sound much like Arthur, but I suppose it is rather charming."
America: "Cause it comes from England! The E and the G, see?"
Estelle: "...oh! I get it now! 8D"
America: "Yeah!"
America: /smug.
Estelle: /annnnnnnnd she starts reading.
America: /watching over shoulder, making comments about whatever bit of history she's reading about. Biased comments, of course. Even if he wasn't around then. Orz.
Estelle: /listens to his commentary 'A'.
America: /Did I mention that he loves Estelle? A lot? Because he totally does.
America: "And Spain was totally whipped by Iggy anyway so..."
Estelle: "Whipped?"
Estelle: /JUST LIKES TO LEARN 'A'.
America: "Yeah! Arthur had a... decent navy at the time and continually kicked Spain's ass."
America: /COULD CARE LESS. Her view of Earth history is most likely so skewed if she believes him.
Estelle: /American History is probably totally skewed, because she totally believed anything he told her orz.
Estelle: "Oh, I see."
America: "Yeah!"
Estelle: /shoves her nose back in the booooooook.
America: /LONG SUFFERING SIGH
Estelle: /you can has bookworm!waifu America.
America: /... falls asleep sometime along the way.
Estelle: /doesn't even notice is too into the book orz.
America: /starts snoring
Estelle: /doesn't hear it |D
America: /FAIL, WAIFU. FAIL
Estelle: /BOOK HUSBANDO. BOOK.
America: /Wakes up like three hours later.
America: "Done yet?"
Estelle: "Hmm? Did you say something?"
America: "...."
America: "Guess not."
Estelle: /booooooooooooooooook *_______*
America: /BOOOOOOOOOOOORED
Estelle: /SNAPS IT SHUT QUITE SUDDENLY.
America: /ASKDKASDAKLD maybe jumps just a little orz. LOUD NOISES.
Estelle: "Oh! I didn't mean to startle you. I'm going to take a break, I'm a little hungry."
America: "Cheeseburgers?!"
America: /HOPEFUL GRIN
Estelle: "We can get cheeseburgers. |D"
America: "That's what I like to hear!"
Estelle: /starts to stand up to get some foodz.
America: /BOUNDS UP AFTER
Estelle: /TO THE KITCHENS.
America: /STAMPEDE. Only that's just Alfred.