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hailamericaaa

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Jan 14, 2009 22:02

RUSSIA

It has come to my attention that once again you are obstructing freedom and justice by refusing to allow the shipment of gas to Europe. Europe who is currently freezing. And it is my job as a hero to help those in need.

THAT SAID, TOMORROW, I WILL START DROPPING PROPANE GAS TANKS TO ALL OF EUROPE.

DON'T WORRY GUYS, I'VE GOT THIS.

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it's like the cold war, russia, america is greater than england, hero of the world, you owe me prussia, i've got this, saving europe again, six days until a new boss

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dynamicduo02 January 15 2009, 04:19:19 UTC

AMERICA

FUCK YEAH

hailamericaaa January 15 2009, 04:24:46 UTC

FUCK YEAH!

dynamicduo02 January 15 2009, 04:27:27 UTC

THAT MIGHT MAKE THINGS CATCH ON FIRE THOUGH.

hailamericaaa January 15 2009, 04:28:26 UTC

YEAH BUT THAT MEANS THEY'LL HAVE FIRE AND WARMTH.

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fishybrains January 15 2009, 04:19:27 UTC

Don't.

hailamericaaa January 15 2009, 04:25:03 UTC

It'll be fine, Abe!

fishybrains January 15 2009, 04:57:23 UTC

How do you know you won't hit something?

hailamericaaa January 15 2009, 05:25:00 UTC

I'll be careful!

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topsamerica January 15 2009, 04:23:37 UTC

... A-America.

Is that really why it's so cold?

hailamericaaa January 15 2009, 04:25:34 UTC

Canada!

OF COURSE

topsamerica January 15 2009, 04:50:14 UTC

You can't drop propane tanks on other countries.

... But you haven't done anything for global warming.

hailamericaaa January 15 2009, 04:52:52 UTC

Of course I can! I'm helping them!

... Sure I have!

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studylicious January 15 2009, 04:24:31 UTC

Um. It's wonderful that you're so concerned, but dropping tanks at random is probably not a good idea.

hailamericaaa January 15 2009, 04:26:21 UTC

Sure it is! It's what they need!

studylicious January 15 2009, 04:31:56 UTC

But the tanks could fall on people or houses.

hailamericaaa January 15 2009, 04:34:08 UTC

I'll aim carefully and they're small!

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princeassassin January 15 2009, 04:55:09 UTC

That seems counterproductive.

hailamericaaa January 15 2009, 04:56:04 UTC

No it doesn't! It's brilliant!

princeassassin January 15 2009, 04:57:25 UTC

Propane is highly explosive. The impact on the ground would be the same as if you'd set off a bomb. Don't you know anything?

1/? hailamericaaa January 15 2009, 05:04:29 UTC

I know plenty of thin-

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