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[hailamericaaa]

ATTENTION TEAM HAMBURGER

WE ARE GOING TO WIN THIS THING.

Practice starts tomorrow in Philadelphia and you all are required to show up. 8 AM SHARP.

SO AS YOUR TEAM CAPTAIN, I'VE ASSIGNED YOU ALL POSITIONS.

Running Back: PRUSSIA.
Tight End: SWITZERLAND.
Wide Receiver: FRANCE.
Lineman: VIETNAM.
Kicker: KOREA.

I AM ALSO RECRUITING CHEERLEADERS.

Comments

[tienquanca]

...I am not playing on a team named after your horrible food.

[hailamericaaa]

There is nothing horrible about hamburgers and you are playing or we're going to be short a player.

[tienquanca]

They're disgusting and unhealthy. Then change the name.

[hailamericaaa]

I didn't name it!

That computer robot thing did.

And I like the name.

[ebonyeagle]

Of course we're going to win. You've got the best country on the team: PRUSSIA!

[hailamericaaa]

Yeah, but the best real country is the team captain.

[ebonyeagle]

If you're so great, then why aren't we Team America? Burgers don't stand for shit!

[hailamericaaa]

Fine! That's one vote for Team America!

[bellefierte]

Oh, but....but...

I suppose I'll participate.

[hailamericaaa]

That's the spirit!

[bellefierte]

I still cannot picture myself playing such a sweaty sport!

[hailamericaaa]

It's not sweaty, it's manly and the greatest sport there is!

[prettyharbor]

Please take care of Korea.

[hailamericaaa]

G-ghost

[prettyharbor]

Hm?

[hailamericaaa]

There was a ghost in your icon.

[swissarmyknives]

No.

[hailamericaaa]

Yes.

[swissarmyknives]

I don't want to play.

[hailamericaaa]

It'll be fun!