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[hailamericaaa]

KOREA! Talk to your sister sometime soon and tell her to knock it off.

RUSSIA. CHINA. We need to talk.

Vietnam, we don't need to talk since you don't have veto powers.

AND ITALY. Make sure you show up to the photo shoots next time okay? Same goes for you, Canada.

ANYWAY

HELLO NEW PEOPLE. I'm Alfred F. Jones, also known as America, USA, United

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[p_p_p_pasta]

Photo shoot?

[hailamericaaa]

Yeah! A few days ago.

[p_p_p_pasta]

jsdjksdjdsjklsdljkSFDlkjdfslkj I-I'm sorry!!!

[hailamericaaa]

It's okay. Don't worry about it that much.

[prettyharbor]

America, please don't be so rude...

[hailamericaaa]

Hey, you're the one that came to us to do something about it.

[prettyharbor]

Well, yes... but your methods are...

[automailmaker]

Alfred!

How've you been?

[hailamericaaa]

Busy, actually.

[automailmaker]

Really? With anything important?

[hailamericaaa]

Yeah! There was a meeting about the global economy and then there was the NATO meeting.

This realization has been three weeks in coming. Haha.

[wherestheluv]

...

Country?

AHAHAH

[hailamericaaa]

Yep!

:)

[wherestheluv]

...

I don't see any purple mountains.

[hailamericaaa]

But you can totally see the amber waves of grain!

[currythiefkilla]

...You're the one who I hear is currently dating Princess Estellise, correct?

[hailamericaaa]

I owe her a date, yeah.

[currythiefkilla]

I have no intention of interfering on my lady's personal life. Just... don't break her heart.

[hailamericaaa]

What?! I wouldn't! Heroes don't break hearts.