Hello everyone! I am Alfred F. Jones, or as some know me, America. Don't listen to Arthur if you can help it - he's still bitter about the whole independence thing.
I figured I'd do a more exciting introduction than just explaining who I am, so I've decided to show you!
That's me. I like hamburgers/cheeseburgers, movies, aliens, and being a hero.
See? Even Arthur agrees. Don't bother him about it.
Did I miss anything?