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[hailamericaaa]

It's England's 'National Day', which is the closest thing he'll get to a birthday. No one knows how old he is, even he doesn't, which means he's REALLY old.

So for his birthday, I got him something useful!

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[happy_lucky]

It's England-san's birthday?!

[hailamericaaa]

As close as he can to having one, yeah!

[happy_lucky]

I had no idea!!

[hailamericaaa]

He probably doesn't like it being well known because he's so old.

[gotyourlocket]

The fine print is what makes this amusing, really.

[hailamericaaa]

What part of it?

[gotyourlocket]

To be specific? "...really old countries," what else?

[hailamericaaa]

Well yeah. He doesn't even know how old he is he's that old.

UP YOURS ENGLAND CLUB VIP MEMBER

[paradeisos]

What a brilliant idea, America!!

SHE GETS A SPECIAL CARD AND EVERYTHING

[hailamericaaa]

Of course! I thought of it, didn't I?

SHE'S HANGING ON HONG KONG'S ARM SOMEWHERE TOO and maybe America's

[paradeisos]

I wonder if it'll really work on him.

AS IF EITHER OF THEM MIND

[hailamericaaa]

Do you think I should have gotten the eyebrow trimmer instead?

[studylicious]

Nobody knows how old he is...?

[hailamericaaa]

Well I know he's at least one thousand years old.

[studylicious]

Oh. Right. I keep forgetting that you all don't quite look as old as you actually are.

[hailamericaaa]

I don't want to think about looking like humans do at my age.

[haaauuuu]

Ne, ne Alfred-san, how old is he?

[hailamericaaa]

At least one thousand!

[haaauuuu]

A thousand?

Haaauuuu! Rena thinks that's impressive!

[hailamericaaa]

Not really. China's been around for longer.