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[hailamericaaa]

I have no idea where I am and Prussia's going to make me drill for hours when he finds that I've gone missing. If France makes me read Rousseau one more time I think I'm going to throw a book at his head.

Right, uh. I'm Alfred - The Thirteen British Colonies The Thirteen United States of America. It's a good name, and it's my own name

Comments

[guy_in_armor]

you kidnapped my friends!

[hailamericaaa]

I didn't kidnap them!

[guy_in_armor]

THEN HOW COME YOU HAD THEM AND I HAD TO COME SAVE THEM!

[hailamericaaa]

I don't know!

[tienquanca]

France is always being mean like that.

[hailamericaaa]

It's for my own good.

[tienquanca]

He keeps telling me that... I don't think he means it.

[hailamericaaa]

England said it too but I know he doesn't mean it.

[gotyourlocket]

Why do children these days always bite?

[hailamericaaa]

I don't think I bit England when I was a kid.

[gotyourlocket]

Mother would have hexed me.

[hailamericaaa]

England wouldn't do that to me. Well, he probably would now.

[prettyharbor]

The words in brackets can only be read by those who speak cat.

[currythiefkilla]

Meow.

(Were you turned into a cat too?)

[prettyharbor]

Oh, yes nya.

[currythiefkilla]

MEOW!?

(And you can still speak!?)

[augh_plywood]

[hailamericaaa]

What?

[augh_plywood]

What did you say your name was?

[hailamericaaa]

Uh. Alfred, The Thirteen United States of America.