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[hailamericaaa]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHMMMMM.

Why are there no hamburgers in the cafeteria?! I thought we talked about this!

Oh, right, I guess I should introduce myself for the new kids. I'm Alfred F. Jones, star quarterback and football captain. And Winry, could you not hit me over the head with a wrench next time? I was asleep.

Comments

[rhambo]

You can't have burgers every day.

[hailamericaaa]

Why not?

[rhambo]

Because you can't. I'm sure you somehow manage to eat them off campus anyway.

[hailamericaaa]

So there might be a few midnight runs to the nearest McDonald's.

[shutupsensei]

Jones-kun, that man will never hear out your desires.

You should join the Joui.

[hailamericaaa]

What, Rahm?

[shutupsensei]

Yes. I speak of our oppressor.

[hailamericaaa]

He's not an oppressor.

[studylicious]

Does your head still hurt from the wrench?

[hailamericaaa]

Hey Estelle!

It takes more than a wrench to take me down!

[studylicious]

Hi, Alfred.

All right! I was a little worried. It kind of... made a rather loud noise.

[hailamericaaa]

What's up?

I hadn't noticed. But I know how you can make it up to me.

[automailmaker]

Go sleep in your own room.

[hailamericaaa]

I didn't mean to sleep in yours!

[automailmaker]

This hasn't been the first time, Alfred! Do it again and I'll toss you into the hall in just your boxers.

[hailamericaaa]

My awesome boxers.

[the_adephagos]

I'm pretty sure there's hamburgers in the stew!

[hailamericaaa]

That just means it's venturing close to Arthur's cooking.

[the_adephagos]

Cut me a break, you think I can afford REAL cow on my budget?

[hailamericaaa]

It should come standard!