Level 1!

[hailbeautyqueen]

All right, what the HELL is going on? Someone had better spill immediately-here and NOW-or I’m going to skewer the next dimwit I come into contact with-and from the looks of this place, that’ll be SOON.

These fat bird things were of no help, that’s for sure.

Dood, we’re not fat! Besides, we’ve been here as long as you have and we’re as clueless as

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[thetrickstergod]

And by whose standards of beauty are you judging? A deranged squirrel's?

[hailbeautyqueen]

WHAT DID YOU SAY? No one here knows how to treat a woman of my caliber!

If I had my...my SOMETHING, I'd knock that slimy grin off that face of yours!

And I would have complimented you on your style, too!

[thetrickstergod]

A woman of your caliber? And what would that be?

Actually, I don't think I particularly care to know.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Grr. Who are you to speak? What are you, an enormous, anthropomorphic, black turkey?