Level 5!

[hailbeautyqueen]

((Strikethroughs are hackable, but she'll deny actually having said it))

So! A week or two or something so far and this place actually hasn't been half bad! Haven't had to kill anyone yet, so that's got to account for something! Right? Damn straight. Count yourself lucky.

Yeah, I mean YOU. You know who you are. You bum.

Anyways, I spent a couple days

Comments

[yournewoverlord]

Any loser can punch a bear. What happened to it?

[hailbeautyqueen]

I dunno, lost track when it went past the clouds.

[yournewoverlord]

Hmph. Decent. But you should measure these things. We need to have a bear-punching contest now.

[hailbeautyqueen]

You're on, Prince!

[lillovefreak]

A bear?!!

[hailbeautyqueen]

Yeah, it came all up growlin' in my face so I figured, sure, why not? So I PUNCHED IT.

[lillovefreak]

W-what happened to it?

[hailbeautyqueen]

I'm not sure. It was going so fast that it flew past some clouds and I lost track of it.

Probably on the moon by now, I'd imagine.

[future_defender]

...So that's why a bear happened to meet me in midair. Good thing I caught it.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Here I was hoping it'd go into orbit.

Too bad, it smelled funny.

[future_defender]

Not a very good reason to attack an animal.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Hey, in all technicality IT attacked ME first.

It just had no clue what it was getting into~

[solextreme]

!!!

YOU PUNCHED A BEAR?!

THAT'S EXTREME TO THE LIMIT!!!

I want to do that too. WHERE'S THE NEAREST BEAR?!

[hailbeautyqueen]

Holy shit.

They're fuzzy woodland creatures so I'd assume...you'd have good luck in the woods?

[solextreme]

WE HAVE WOODS HERE?! THAT'S AWESOME TO THE LIMIT.

THANKS FOR THE INFORMATION uh person whose name I don't know or forgot but whatever

[hailbeautyqueen]

THE NAME'S BEAUTY QUEEN ETNA. REMEMBER IT.