Next On: The Etna Home Shopping Network!

[hailbeautyqueen]

Helloooo everyone~ Your beloved Beauty Queen Etna here--

And the Prinny Squad helpin', dood!

--opening up a ~*~faaaabulous~*~ new venue~!

Have YOU ever wanted to see yourself on other peoples' shirts? I know you have! This is why your local generous Beauty Queen is doing YOU a favor!

Show 'em, Prinny Squad!

Comments

[fangirlizm]

Yes.

[hailbeautyqueen]

You like~?

[oh_snapplecakes]

Hahaha! I like your style!! just s'long as ya don't go doin' that heart thing again oh god You gone and showed up that guy real good!

[hailbeautyqueen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Stuffs Wocky into one of the shirts and shoves a mug into each of his hands.]

Help advertise!

[oh_snapplecakes]

Wha---?!

O-okay! Right away, fo sho!

Daaaamn, this shirt pretty foine! [totally puts it on]

[hailbeautyqueen]

Man, you look like a moron.

Okay, good! Now try to work it!

Make the people WANT the merchandise!

[mokomanjuu]

*climbs into a mug*

[hailbeautyqueen]

And, look!

They even work as MAKESHIFT HOUSING!

Is there anything these CAN'T do?!

[mokomanjuu]

Can they fly?

[hailbeautyqueen]

...

That'll be an extra two payments.

[magicbloomers]

What a great deal!

Do you have any discounts for bulk purchases?

[hailbeautyqueen]

Of course!

Buy ten mugs and you only have to pay TWO--Only TWO--payments of $50 each!

[magicbloomers]

Hmm...

I need to make up the designs for the t-shirts I need! But I'll get back to you.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Perfect, kid! Take your time. I mean, within reason.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Sweet ride, dudes!

[hailbeautyqueen]

Thanks, dood!

*HONK HONKS, then pulls a wheelie and drives off!*

[semper_fi_bitch]

Awesome!