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Next Time On: Etna, Hunter of Turkeys
Oooooooooookay.
Turkeys.
After all the other insane events this place has had and now they throw a bunch of fat, stupid, flightless birds at us.
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Next Time On: Yes, Etna is ICly Commenting on the Hiatuses and NaNo
It's been so booooring around here!
What the heck's going on? A third of the freaking population is on hiatus. Is this NaNo thing really that important? Sounds like a freaking waste of time to me. What a bunch of losers.
Even the Prince is gone. What. A. Loser. I thought he of all people would have the sense not to go on a hiatus. Oh well, at least ( Read more... ) -
Next On: This is More Than a Nightmare, Etna
A gnarled, clawed hand struck her across the face, leaving a bloody gash behind and sending her to the ground. "Shut it, brat!" The demon spit on her. "Li'l bitch like you barking orders at us? What d'ya think ya are, some Demon Lord? Ya just a no-name servant, shut it."
"N-No, no! Y-you c-can't! S-stop it! STOP!" She wiped her face with the back of ( Read more... ) -
Next On: Onsen Queen Etna's Master Plan!
HEY, MEMENTO EDEN~! ♥
With all this hectic crap going on, don't you want a chance to relax? Some time to let loose?
Well, thanks to me (and to a lesser extent, Aizen) everyone is welcome to come to a party hosted by your own beloved Beauty Queen! It will be a Renaissance-themed gathering! For those of you that are completely uneducated unfortunate ( Read more... ) -
Next On: You're Going to Regret This, Etna!
[Private but totally not]
Oh man oh man oh man. I am so glad I managed to find a camera in one of the Prinnies' pouches.
I'll have solid evidence of the Pwincess for future use~
Hahahahaha~ Oh, I am good. ♥
((OoC EDIT: Since Etna had a camera on her during the genderswitch event and was stalking people--yes, people, not just Laharl--anyone who would ( Read more... ) -
Next On: Oh Shit Get in the Car It's a Pissed Etna
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DAMN YOU, CHERI!
Damn woman leaves Memento and what does she do?! Leaves the next manager--ME, if you're a dipshit and needed to be reminded--with the bill for her damned pond construction!
Why the Hell are holes in the ground filled with water SO STUPIDLY EXPENSIVE?!
And why did they wait so long to send the bill?!
I could ( Read more... ) -
Next On: Melancholy Girl Etna
[Private; Absolutely Unhackable ( Read more... ) -
Next On: Gluttonous Prinny Squad?!
Dood! We love the new digs Master Etna's got. It's so huge and awesome!
...She's still making us sleep in a closet, though, dood. The closet is pretty huge, though...
And she's making us clean the place twenty hours a day.
But it's still pretty sweet, dood!
Like those ponds around the place? They're filled with these weird fishes we've never seen ( Read more... ) -
Next On: Supreme Onsen Overlord Etna~!
Aww, according to the jobs list, Cheri's gone...
She was fun to have around and did help keep things sexy around here now and again. I'll do my best to compensate for the loss in her memory. Sigh...
OH WELL!
HEY, MEMENTO EDEN! COME 'N' MEET YOUR NEW, SEXY ONSEN MANAGER~!
Don't worry! I'll keep the place running just as well as Cheri did! If not, EVEN ( Read more... ) -
Next On: Really, Really Pissed Chick Etna~!
AFSDGFKGMFGLDFGFGLFDG!
Why am I wearing Flonne's clothes?! Why are the Prinnies wearing monocles and top hats?! Why are there cookies all over my room?!
AND WHY DO I DISTINCTLY REMEMBER SPOUTING CRAP ABOUT LOVE?
I swear, I'm going to kick someone's ass for this!
And I'm never eating cookies again. Auurf...bleck...augh...
I'm going to punch bears, ( Read more... )