amster's dictionary of denny's.
A
anal (adj.): (1) of or pertaining to an anus, (2) lacking in courtesy and human emotion (see also- coni, the morning bitch.)
B
becky (noun): (1) amy's sanity (2) amy's karaoke partner (3) amy's dancing partner, which they often engage in in front of customers.
C
creepy!! (adj.) (1) demonstrating questionable tendancies (ex: "Ricky, an entirely random customer, text messaged Jennifer and said he was going to 'get' YaYmY. YaYmY found this to be creepy.")
D
denny's (noun) (1) a corporate establishment that allows daily anal rape of its employees.
E
elephant (noun) (1) the animal amy enjoys comparing people to, as it reminds her she loves elephants.
I
irony (noun) (1) the use of words expressing the opposite than their literal intention, often humorous (ex: "Amy noticed people standing at the door and was trying to work off, so she approached Coni and requested she seat the door. Coni prompty replied 'ARE YOU ON THE CLOCK?!' and returned to her conversation with another employee. Amy found this to be ironic, but not humorous.")
J
jennifer (noun) (1) one of angelic descent (2) a waitress at denny's (3) comrade (4) any combination of the 3.
that's as far as i wish to go. i talk all too much about... denny's. evilll.
though, i do recall a few nights ago... it was chill, but not too chill to go outside and burn one. the bank's lights were turned off, and the moon illuminated the fog creeping over front street. as my breath escaped me, it turned into exceptionally crystaline haze. i felt the sky sink through my pupils and into my occipital sensory receptors. it blended with cortical tissue, entwined with grey matter and dancing through my telencephalon. i became it. the sky became me. we're timeless. in a breath, everything became obsolete and decrepit. transitions between new and old worlds occured synchronized with the beats of my heart. existence was a flame, bound to be extinguished.
then, i return. nothing's an inch from where it was last. quiet. brisk. suddenly noticeably transient. wonderfully and terribly transient.
wonderfully and terribly.
anal (adj.): (1) of or pertaining to an anus, (2) lacking in courtesy and human emotion (see also- coni, the morning bitch.)
B
becky (noun): (1) amy's sanity (2) amy's karaoke partner (3) amy's dancing partner, which they often engage in in front of customers.
C
creepy!! (adj.) (1) demonstrating questionable tendancies (ex: "Ricky, an entirely random customer, text messaged Jennifer and said he was going to 'get' YaYmY. YaYmY found this to be creepy.")
D
denny's (noun) (1) a corporate establishment that allows daily anal rape of its employees.
E
elephant (noun) (1) the animal amy enjoys comparing people to, as it reminds her she loves elephants.
I
irony (noun) (1) the use of words expressing the opposite than their literal intention, often humorous (ex: "Amy noticed people standing at the door and was trying to work off, so she approached Coni and requested she seat the door. Coni prompty replied 'ARE YOU ON THE CLOCK?!' and returned to her conversation with another employee. Amy found this to be ironic, but not humorous.")
J
jennifer (noun) (1) one of angelic descent (2) a waitress at denny's (3) comrade (4) any combination of the 3.
that's as far as i wish to go. i talk all too much about... denny's. evilll.
though, i do recall a few nights ago... it was chill, but not too chill to go outside and burn one. the bank's lights were turned off, and the moon illuminated the fog creeping over front street. as my breath escaped me, it turned into exceptionally crystaline haze. i felt the sky sink through my pupils and into my occipital sensory receptors. it blended with cortical tissue, entwined with grey matter and dancing through my telencephalon. i became it. the sky became me. we're timeless. in a breath, everything became obsolete and decrepit. transitions between new and old worlds occured synchronized with the beats of my heart. existence was a flame, bound to be extinguished.
then, i return. nothing's an inch from where it was last. quiet. brisk. suddenly noticeably transient. wonderfully and terribly transient.
wonderfully and terribly.