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[hailthedarklord]

Well I haven't written in this for awhile so I had better start simple. In case any of you forgot my name is Craig and I eat babies. School started sometime a week or two ago but i don't care because I'm not doing anywork. I just got back from visiting NYU which looks like another great school I can't afford. Right now I'm gonna go practice.

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[lookitsafreak]

Hi Craig, you suck.
Oh, oops, I spelled "kick major ass and eat babies" wrong. Sorry.
:)

[hailthedarklord]

Your apreciation of my awesomeness has not gone unoticed. I would suspect you'll have a fairly easy time getting into heaven now. May your days contain a bounty of disposable babies.

I am in awe

[under_a_cloud]

I feel that your awesomeness fails to compare to your extreme hotness. I only wish i possesed the attraction that is Craig. Your sultry afro, sensual style of eating broiled babies, and of course you amazing use of the word, Siphilis. The word alone is almost enough to bring a tear to my eye. Anyway, enough of me being a complete moron and such. Take care, rock on, eat things that have souls and of course, yell names of STD's.

-jesse-

Re: I am in awe

[hailthedarklord]

amen

[srudekboya]

You don't eat babies.

Sorry about the confusion.

[spielmeisterz]

I'm going to have to concur. You probably just hide them in your fro.

[hailthedarklord]

Dear Chad,
When I said make fun of me too you might have noticed that I proceeded to clarify that the proper response is in fact to praise me. Because of the perhaps unclear nature of my request I will forgive this trangression. Until next time bitch.

[srudekboya]

1. I was just clarifying for al your readers, that you do not, in fact, eat babies.

2. If you think I'm going to praise you, you're dead wrong. And you mine as well be dead if life is so senseless, nihilist.

(Insert smiley face here)

I must inquire

[anonymous]

Why, pray-tell, do you eat babies?

Re: I must inquire

[hailthedarklord]

It's like how Christians eat the body of christ. Except instead of a cracker and it's a baby and instead of religion it's for barbecue sauce. Pray-explained bitch(but seriously pray-tell is a good phrase). Who is this anyways? You know my name so lets even the score a little.

Re: I must inquire

[anonymous]

But the Christians consume the proverbial "Body of Christ" so as to become one with him. I can quote the bible as saying that Jesus gave up his body for the sins of the world. What sins are these lucky babies atoning for when you eat them? Quite frankly, I don't find the consumption of infants humorous. Mind you your religious connection makes no difference to me, I'm not religious in the least.

The score remains as is for I don't think what I said constituted being referred to as a bitch. But thanks for the compliment, I like pray-tell too. :D

Re: I must inquire

[hailthedarklord]

"instead of religion it's for barbecue sauce." Pray owned booze-wench. (eating babies is no joke. it is serious business.)

All Can Be Explained

[under_a_cloud]

As a great man once said, "I want my babyback, babyback, babyback ribs. BBQ sauce."

-jesse-

Re: All Can Be Explained

[srudekboya]

Mike Tyson was a great man?