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[hairbeast79]

 Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said  "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.

The end.

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[jilly_boo_bees]

LMAO! That's the best thing I've ever read!!!