Everyone in this Facility is bitches || CR POST ||
SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS
DEMON BUTLER
UNKNOWN
RATING: CREEPY
Seems helpful enough. Really formal. Might have some submissive kink. TENDS TO GO ON MURDEROUS RAMPAGES! Dangerous.
RIKU
COOL KID
UNKNOWN
RATING: AWESOME
One cool customer. He seems to have gotten here not long before Ramona and comes from a different world. He's pretty good with not trying to kill her brain with unbelievable information.
KANAYA MARYAM
TROLL HIPSTER CHICK
ROUGHLY 13 HUMAN YEARS
RATING: FASHIONABLE
Any girl that can pull off green lipstick, troll or no, is okay in this book. She has some sick fashion sense and a thing for chainsaws. Awesome.
ROXAS
SRS BSNS GUY
UNKNOWN
RATING: POTENTIALLY AWESOME
Conversations about cats and music definitely have these two off to a good start. Blond and spikey, this guy is totally getting called Roxie.
SOLLUX CAPTOR
ICE COLD
ROUGHLY 13 HUMAN YEARS
RATING: COOLEST TROLL IN THIS FACILITY
Good little troll brother. Best friend. She'd do anything for this kid, including putting up with his bitchy moods.
FEFERI PEIXES
LITTLE SISTER STATUS
ROUGHLY 13 HUMAN YEARS
RATING: BUBBLY
Became close during Venice due to a tragic event. Bonded over tea and boys and injuries and rescue missions. Introduced by Sollux. LOVES HER LIKE A SISTER!
VRISKA SERKET
PART TIME BITCH
ROUGHLY 13 HUMAN YEARS
RATING: FIERCE
Vriska is pretty awesome when she isn't a total bitch... which is hardly ever. She and Ramona go from getting along to verbal assault in no time flat. Hatefriends.
ASURA
AKA VICTOR/CRAZY DEATH GOD
UNKNOWN
RATING: DANGEROUS
They were on the verge of being really close friends, which was a bad thing from Asura's perspective, until he bit off her head and devoured her on camera. Now it's Ramona's turn to be scared, even if she blames herself for the incident.
GIDEON GRAVES
SEVENTH EVIL EX
31
RATING: WHAT A DICK!
Ramona's last boyfriend, seventh evil ex, leader of the league of evil exes. Gideon created the glow that has control of Ramona's mind and may be the reason she still has lingering feelings for him. He never paid attention to her and has major ulterior motives but has disillusioned himself into believing that he truly loves Ramona. Now that she knows what went down in the Chaos Theatre, she hates his guts.
JACK NOIR
OFFICIALLY DATING
UNKOWN
RATING: <3 <3 <3
It's official. They're dating. Ramona even busted out the L word during no inhibitions. Hint: it wasn't Lesbians.
JOHN EGBERT
MINI DORK
13
RATING: HAMMER BRO
He is pretty much a smaller version of Scott that uses hammers. Recipe for friendship right there. Lent out one of his weapons to Ramona in Venice which she then used to help with his rescue. Likes bad movies. Also good at hugs.
TODD INGRAM
THIRD EVIL EX
TWENTY-SOMETHING
RATING: VEGAN
Todd and Ramona have a rocky sort of friendship in the facility. Sticking to her 'safer in numbers' theory, she has tried to bury the hatchet and put their past behind them. He was unexpectedly concerned about her death and she is unexpectedly concerned about him getting into fights with everyone.
RENO
ULTIMATE PLAYER
UNKNOWN
RATING: WHAT A PERV
He flirts like there's no tomorrow, but underneath there's a really good guy and a pretty damn awesome friend. She can count on him when it gets down to it.
DAVE STRIDER
KING OF COOLKIDS
13 YEARS OLD
RATING: MORE AWESOME THAN AWESOME
Dave is the best teammate a girl could ever ask for. He and Ramona get shit done when they're together, be it fighting off bears or chucking snowballs. She really likes the kid and sometimes forgets how young he is due to that high-as-fuck maturity level.
KNIVES CHAU
PART TIME BITCH
18 YEARS OLD
RATING: ADORABLE
How could anyone possibly hate Knives? Now that she's grown up a little bit and stopped trying to fight Ramona every five seconds, Ramona kind of likes her. In fact, she likes her a lot. She really admires Knives' fighting style.
MATTHEW PATEL
FIRST EVIL EX
24 YEARS OLD
RATING: MYSTICAL
Of all her exes, Matthew is probably the least evil. He's like a puppy that can shoot fireballs out of his hands and summon demons that don't really do much. He seemed to accept her apology and Ramona is glad to get to know him as a friend.
HEARTS BOXCARS
FACE-EATING ALIEN
UNKOWN
RATING: OH GOD WHY?!
She doesn't even want to talk about it. Somehow friends.
LUCAS LEE
SECOND EVIL EX
UNKNOWN
RATING: NOT OSCAR WORTHY
AUGH! LUCAS! Stupid sellout. She actually loves their venomous verbal duels and would probably go out of her way to defend him if necessary. Out of all the exes, she probably gets along with Lucas the best... even if she totally broke his heart.