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Aug 22, 2009 16:08

Name: Shuri, that is my name now
Age: 20
Character Name: Shihoudani Yuujirou
Character Age: 16
Series: Princess Princess
Canon: At the all-boys Fujimori Academy, there is a very, very special extracurricular activity. To cheer up the male student body desperately craving the sight of some beautiful girls, the most femininely featured first-years are chosen as Princesses. It's their job to dress in convincing drag to cheer on their classmates at events, put on plays and music concerts, leave lipstick marks as prizes... and so on. In exchange for their pride as men, Princesses are given celebrity status in the school. They've got special treatment, private accommodations, and legions of fans at their beck and call.

Shihoudani Yuujirou is one of three Princesses in his year, and he's the one who took to it easiest. With his long, luxurious hair, there's no need for him to wear a wig... or even dress up at all to look like a girl (though if you mistake him as one when he’s not trying he’ll chew you out). He's beautiful and appropriately vain, and he's a natural at faking the personality of a princess and cheering on the boys~! When he's not in character he’s still a bold personality. He's relentless and abrasive, tormenting his friends and insulting his enemies, though he's really a nice enough guy with a good sense of humor. If you’re privileged, maybe you’ll see the glimmers of dere... but probably not. (Note! PriPri can be a bit meta at times, pointing out 'panels' IC, etc.)

Sample Post: All right, campers! Let's do our best today, too! Day 5 of captivity is just one more day closer to our eventual freedom from the tower dungeons! Isn't that an exciting thought? To cheer everyone up, I've got a special Princess performance for you all. It's a medley of some of my favorite songs! Music, please:

I need a hero! I’m holding out for a hero till the morning light...

S.O.S. please, someone help me, it's not healthy for me to feel this way...

You've got me begging you for mercy, why won't you release me...?

I'm sorry, but this show has to be kept at max volume, even if your ears... oh god, they really are falling off. All right, show's over!

...Dammit, what the hell am I doing...?! The first couple of days were a cute prank, but at day 5 I have to wonder if I’ll ever see the light of day again. It's a trap! Don't these asshole pervs know that I'm not even a girl?! If it's a co-ed camp with this many celebrities stuck in it, you may as well kidnap a real princess instead of settling for a guy in a dress and tiara. I think someone has some deep-set issues! And I don't even want to know how long these other prisoners have been here. This must be what it's like when you kidnap a bunch of sweaty guys and lock them up without deodorant or showers for too long. It's like living in a nightmare...

It's a little too realistic for a nightmare, though. But seriously, why would anyone bother? It's a conspiracy! Maybe someone's just jealous I'm pretty enough to be a Princess and they're not, and they're trying to rob me of my natural beauty and turn me into one of them. The evils of envy! I'm an innocent victim! I'll wither away in this tower until all of my hair falls out, and with my dying breath I can only sigh in despair, sooooooooap. Brains? Who cares about brains when you smell like a month-old trashcan? Eventually they'll find my body and try to identify it, and they'll say, "No, it can't be Yuu-chan! He would never be so ugly!" This guy's composed the perfect crime, and there's nothing I can do about it! I've already gone insane enough to talk to myself for two paragraphs... Hahaha. I'm doomed. If only I could raise enough ransom money to pay my way to freedom...

--Hooooold~ on a minute, everyone! The show may be over, but I've got a special announcement to make! The Princesses are holding a special event fundraiser! "Damsel in Distress: Who Will Free the Helpless Princess from Captivity?!" Let's do our best to raise enough money to appease our evil captors! The one who donates the most money will get a special camp-themed photo with your favorite princess Yuu-chan in costume! Alternatively, for those of you low on cash, if you can figure out a way to break your princess free from the dungeons, you too could be a winner! Ready~? Let's go!

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