A - It was nice and sunny out ( Read more... )

Seriously, I'm getting confused.

My first termination came and went rather uneventfully. I am not particularly troubled by the fact that I will no longer be working at Ye Olde Random Bank. In fact, I'm pleased I'll never again have to hear about Mustard's nights on the town, dating advice, or period woes ( Read more... )

Pat Robertson is a shmuck. We all knew that. But now we know he's also a plagiarizing shmuck.

Hands off my satire, douchebag.

If you did, remember that scene where Daniel Day-Lewis heats a butcher knife and brands DeCaprio on the face with it? And how it gives him this wicked-looking triangular scar across his cheek, and so everyone knows not to screw with him ( Read more... )

Stupid first day off ( Read more... )

Scored 68 in reading, 61 in math, and barely squeaked by with a 53 on the essay. That's a little surprising. Then again, given my chosen topics, maybe not so much. Stupid California Educational System anti-incest bias. Where's Bill O'Reilly when you need him. He's supposed to be standing up for little guys like me ( Read more... )

Yarg. Went to bed too late and woke up too early, but the test was decent. Highlights included me actually being able to get through most of the math and being stymied by an essay question that read, "Most people have ideas about how to improve the world. Write about an issue you would like to change society's views on and explain how this would ( Read more... )

(Almost. Sort of ( Read more... )

Can I be a doorman?

looking for a doorman/bouncer to work on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights from 10pm-2am. Must be able to work all three nights. Pay is $12.50 per hour ( Read more... )