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[hairy_canary]

Australia is currently in the frenzied grasp of indifference at the news that obscenely rich man and well-known fat bastard James Packer and his "singer" (LOL) wife whatsername have plunged into the gene pool, naming their first loinfruit Indigo

Comments

[uncledisgusting]

i like the phrase loinfruit.

i also like the phrase whelped.

[hairy_canary]

Whelped is a fantastic word.

[flyslip]

I prefer "crotchfruit" myself, but I've been hanging out too much at childfree.