here it is folks, the moment you've been waiting for. i leave you with this splendid lj-cut
ben stein, eat your heart out (i dont know why i said that)
Hairy Beast 723 [1:13 AM]: shutup you stupid bitch
BabyCoqueta2 [1:13 AM]: grow the fuck up george get a fuckin life
Hairy Beast 723 [1:13 AM]: jesus christ, let the man have a good life, he dont need you draggin him back down to your pathetic level
Hairy Beast 723 [1:13 AM]: look whos talking
Hairy Beast 723 [1:14 AM]: all pissy because ben has priorities higher than you
BabyCoqueta2 [1:14 AM]: fuck u
BabyCoqueta2 [1:14 AM]: no im not cryin i just think its pathetic how he is whiiped by a girl
Hairy Beast 723 [1:14 AM]: oh no! you swore at me, im so sorry your nithing but a LITTLE spiteful bitch
BabyCoqueta2 [1:14 AM]: grow up
Hairy Beast 723 [1:14 AM]: he aint whipped, he chooses to not hang out with you
Hairy Beast 723 [1:14 AM]: retard
BabyCoqueta2 [1:15 AM]: y cuz i broke up wit u its kinda funny how me and my cuzin both broke up wit u and its funny how ur so called friend needs a fuckin pathetic loser like you to help him oh no look at me im scared now....
Hairy Beast 723 [1:16 AM]: uhm, shanna, i broke up with you...you delusional fool, and melissa was like in 8th grade she was simply my pathetic attempt at tryin to feel love, she was almost as much nothign as you were.
Hairy Beast 723 [1:17 AM]: its even funnier how you need to annoy ben because you are jealous that he has someone and you are pathetic
BabyCoqueta2 [1:18 AM]: oh please we just went out with u cuz we felt sorry and bad for you...yeah thats y u got all fuckin scared and shit when pat told me to meet him in the hall way and u were all like ill talk to him and shit cuz u thought i was gunna get wit him
BabyCoqueta2 [1:18 AM]: ummmm noe im just tellin him like it is
Hairy Beast 723 [1:19 AM]: oh wait, this is melissa?
Hairy Beast 723 [1:19 AM]: hahahhaha, it makes this even funnier now
BabyCoqueta2 [1:19 AM]: der u fuckin dumbass
Hairy Beast 723 [1:21 AM]: you are nothing but a stupid stalker bitch, you dont realize that no one likes you? you meant nothing to me, you were nothing but my attempt at having a gf, get a life you stupid fool, no one likes you, because you are fucking immature and prude, and youre cousin is just fucking nasty i shudder when i see her in the halls and i regret even meeting her. i have a girlfriend that neither of you could ever come close to comparing to, someone much more mature than you two pathetic fools
BabyCoqueta2 [1:21 AM]: oh yeah so funny thats why u were beggin me to get bak with u the nite of hallowween and shit
Hairy Beast 723 [1:23 AM]: uhm yeah melissa, how long ago was that? freshmen year? jesus christ, you suck, i had no one back then and i was almost as pathetic as you, i regret i ever went out with you too, you suck just as much as your cousin, hahahhaha you need to get a life cuz thats just disturbing that you stalk peopel and you seem to remember being so cool and having me at your every beck and call, you were, and still are nothing, to me and every other sane person on the face of the earth
BabyCoqueta2 [1:25 AM]: yeah wut ever george get a fuckin life
BabyCoqueta2 [1:25 AM]: ur so fuckin pathetic just like ur bf ben
BabyCoqueta2 [1:26 AM]: trust me u meant absolutely nothing to me i felt pitty and sorry for u thats why i went otu with you and u noe wut i fuckin REGRET it with all my life
BabyCoqueta2 [1:27 AM]: i just think how its funny how ur bf needs you to help him and how he cant fight his own battles thats sad and pathetic
Hairy Beast 723 [1:27 AM]: uhm i have a life, i have a job and a purpose and a future and a very respectable and mature girlfriend. what doy ou have? you cousin? is that it? you dont have anything else, you dont have a boyfriend, you never will, you dont hava future because you will never be anything more than a pathetic little bitch, and i dont care if you pityed me, that makes me feel better, at least i wasnt the only one who regrets that ridiculous rlationship, and he can fight his own battles we were laughin about you
Hairy Beast 723 [1:28 AM]: and i decided to join in and bother you
BabyCoqueta2 [1:30 AM]: i have a life i go to skerwl i got a job and i play sports and i got a bf...no i dont have my
Hairy Beast 723 [1:30 AM]: wait, i need to laugh at you, i need to laugh at your pathetic life, you are going nowhere, you have nothing, you and your cousin are nothing but spiteful whores, so i must laugh at you and your failed life HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Hairy Beast 723 [1:31 AM]: oh is your bf a little bitch too?
Hairy Beast 723 [1:31 AM]: i bet hes a little bitch, and he stalks you just like you stalk everyone else
BabyCoqueta2 [1:31 AM]: yeah i am goin somewhere wut bout you workin at cvs all ur life now thats pathetic
Hairy Beast 723 [1:32 AM]: yeah, sure all my life, im just workin there for college money you pathetic slut, ill be making 50,000 starting salary when all youll be saying from 9-5 is paper or plastic
Hairy Beast 723 [1:32 AM]: oh wait
Hairy Beast 723 [1:32 AM]: never mind i meant to say, all youll be saying is 'welcome to mcdonalds can i help you?'
BabyCoqueta2 [1:33 AM]: yeah ok more like u will be makin 1-5 and ill be makin alot more then that cuz at least im goin somewhere
BabyCoqueta2 [1:33 AM]: no ull be sayin that not me
BabyCoqueta2 [1:33 AM]: i do have a future unlike u
Hairy Beast 723 [1:33 AM]: oh yeah whatre you gonna do melissa? what can you really do, the only thing you do is stalk people, so the only job youll find is a private investigator
BabyCoqueta2 [1:34 AM]: ill be in the airforce makin something of myself while you'll be at shaws say would you like paper or plastic
BabyCoqueta2 [1:34 AM]: ill still be makin more money then you asswhole
Hairy Beast 723 [1:35 AM]: yes, what is your future oh great one? gonan go to hollywood? no, your too ugly..wanna be a lawyer? no youre too fuckin stupid, what did you get on your sats melissa, did you even take the sats? do you even know what i number 2 pencil is?
BabyCoqueta2 [1:35 AM]: like i said ill be in the AIRFORCE
Hairy Beast 723 [1:35 AM]: oh yes, the airforce, they pay you a whole lot
Hairy Beast 723 [1:35 AM]: hahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahha
BabyCoqueta2 [1:35 AM]: its none of ur business wut i got on my sats wut did u get a -0
Hairy Beast 723 [1:36 AM]: theyll shove you in a plane and shoot you down thmselves because everyone hates you
BabyCoqueta2 [1:36 AM]: the airforce does pay u alot of money that right there proves how stupid and pathetic u r
Hairy Beast 723 [1:36 AM]: uhm, no i got an 1150, with a 640 on my english, alot more than your pobly got
Hairy Beast 723 [1:36 AM]: yeah, wait till you get there, youll be sho tin your sleep
BabyCoqueta2 [1:36 AM]: not its not
Hairy Beast 723 [1:37 AM]: no one likes you, evberyone hates you, they will kill you once they see how annoying and gay you are
BabyCoqueta2 [1:37 AM]: u noe wut grow up and act ur age u pathetic loser
BabyCoqueta2 [1:37 AM]: is that all you noe how to do is repeat urself
BabyCoqueta2 [1:37 AM]: cant come up with anything better
Hairy Beast 723 [1:38 AM]: im acting my age, im not stalking people and calling people dumb because they put their girlfriend before stupid olf friends
Hairy Beast 723 [1:38 AM]: the only reason i keep telling you that everyone hates you is because its true and you dont get it
BabyCoqueta2 [1:39 AM]: im not stalkin him all i said was hi and he start goin at it so i want at it too
BabyCoqueta2 [1:39 AM]: and no ur not actin ur age
Hairy Beast 723 [1:39 AM]: no he didnt go at it you dumb fuck, i read the convo, you fuckin jumped down his throat cuz he would rather be with his gf
BabyCoqueta2 [1:39 AM]: no its not thats y i got more friends then u ever will
Hairy Beast 723 [1:39 AM]: oh yeah, im sorry, i forgot you have TONS of friends, lol
Hairy Beast 723 [1:39 AM]: youre funny
BabyCoqueta2 [1:39 AM]: no he started u dumb fuck
BabyCoqueta2 [1:40 AM]: i have more then u ever will
Hairy Beast 723 [1:40 AM]: no i read it, im sorry if you cant remember what went on like 10 minuutes ago
Hairy Beast 723 [1:40 AM]: sure you do melissa, you aint got shit
BabyCoqueta2 [1:40 AM]: i got more then u do
Hairy Beast 723 [1:41 AM]: yup, tons, im at such a loss of friends, i wish i was you
BabyCoqueta2 [1:41 AM]: if this is bout me jumpin down his throught bout him havin a gf then y r u bringin my cuzin in it
BabyCoqueta2 [1:41 AM]: yeah u really do
Hairy Beast 723 [1:42 AM]: yes, oh great melissa, teach me how to be more like you...what do i have to do? stalk 4 people in one afternoon? bitch out people because they found peopel bvetter than me? is this what i have to do to be more like you oh mighty one
BabyCoqueta2 [1:43 AM]: no u all started comin at me and shit so dont even fuckin try that shit
Hairy Beast 723 [1:43 AM]: oh im so sorry
BabyCoqueta2 [1:44 AM]: actually i can fuckin careless about that
BabyCoqueta2 [1:44 AM]: no george for real get a LIFE
Hairy Beast 723 [1:45 AM]: can i get one just like yours? i envy you, you know you are the coolest person i know, i totally forgot that the world revolves around you, please forgive me, if only i could have as many friends and as great a future as you ::cries::
BabyCoqueta2 [1:45 AM]: obviously u have nothing better to do then go and harrass ur fuckin ex gf cuz u wish u had her and ur just jelous cuz she moved on and found someone cuter and better then u ever where
Hairy Beast 723 [1:45 AM]: HAHAHAHHAHA YOU THINK I WANT YOU? GODDAMN YOU ARE DELUSIONAL
BabyCoqueta2 [1:45 AM]: u noe u wish bout it yeah im guna have a better future then u and a better life then you tooo
Hairy Beast 723 [1:46 AM]: hahahhahahahhahahhahahhahaha
Hairy Beast 723 [1:46 AM]: ahahhahahahhaha
Hairy Beast 723 [1:46 AM]: oh man you crack me up
Hairy Beast 723 [1:46 AM]: you are fucking crazy
Hairy Beast 723 [1:46 AM]: NO ONE WANTS YOU
BabyCoqueta2 [1:46 AM]: yeah thats why i got a man
Hairy Beast 723 [1:46 AM]: please, my girlfriend is better than you ever will be
BabyCoqueta2 [1:46 AM]: who ben
Hairy Beast 723 [1:46 AM]: please your man is probly a little plastic ken doll
BabyCoqueta2 [1:47 AM]: no thats more like ur bf and bens
Hairy Beast 723 [1:48 AM]: oh man, youre all outta material youre pulling out the cheesy comebacks, i pity you, this conversation is nearing its end
BabyCoqueta2 [1:48 AM]: is that all you noe how to fuckin say
BabyCoqueta2 [1:49 AM]: if ur so sick of it then y the fuck do you keep goin
BabyCoqueta2 [1:49 AM]: i just think its pretty funny thats y i keep doin it
Hairy Beast 723 [1:49 AM]: no i can say many things, all you can say is 'i gotta man' 'i have a future' ' i have more friends than you' and 'act your age'
BabyCoqueta2 [1:49 AM]: ur sooooooo pathetic
BabyCoqueta2 [1:49 AM]: no ive said alot more then that learn hoe to read
Hairy Beast 723 [1:49 AM]: oh booohooo i cry now cuz little bitchy melissa hurt my feelings, watch the tears come pouring
BabyCoqueta2 [1:50 AM]: all u've been sayin is thats pathetic, i wanna be jsut like you, i have more friends then you,i hate you and shit
Hairy Beast 723 [1:50 AM]: well first off its not only me that hates you...
Hairy Beast 723 [1:50 AM]: ...everyoen does
BabyCoqueta2 [1:51 AM]: like you....yeah i thought so no one thats y i got friends and all u have is ben
BabyCoqueta2 [1:51 AM]: like who***
Hairy Beast 723 [1:51 AM]: if you honestly, really believe that the only friend i have is ben, i am happy to say are the dumbest fuck i know
BabyCoqueta2 [1:52 AM]: learn how to type
Hairy Beast 723 [1:52 AM]: look whos talking, for every spelling error i make you make 10
BabyCoqueta2 [1:52 AM]: no u dont
Hairy Beast 723 [1:52 AM]: suure
Hairy Beast 723 [1:52 AM]: learn to read
BabyCoqueta2 [1:52 AM]: y dont u learn how to make sense first
Hairy Beast 723 [1:53 AM]: why dont you go back to grade school where you belong, along with all the other little kids
BabyCoqueta2 [1:53 AM]: i noe how to read y dont u learn
Hairy Beast 723 [1:53 AM]: oh yeah, and learn to keep your neck still, you look like a fucking genetically altered giraffe
BabyCoqueta2 [1:53 AM]: no thats where u belong cuz ur nothin but a little pussy
BabyCoqueta2 [1:53 AM]: u fuckin make no sense wut so ever
Hairy Beast 723 [1:54 AM]: yes i make sense, youre neck is like a fucking ruber band, with every syllable you speak your neck makes 3 rotations
Hairy Beast 723 [1:54 AM]: it fuckin looks liky our head is on the end of a fucked up whip
BabyCoqueta2 [1:55 AM]: oh that hurt so much look im cryin....
Hairy Beast 723 [1:55 AM]: you should be, i would if i knew i sucked and no one liked me
BabyCoqueta2 [1:55 AM]: oh no not that you suck at comebacks
Hairy Beast 723 [1:55 AM]: oh im sorry im not puerto rican i forgot you guys practice comebacks when your in diapers
BabyCoqueta2 [1:55 AM]: hahaha u do suck and noone does like u sooo go start cryin now
BabyCoqueta2 [1:56 AM]: you now wut ur so fucked up right now
Hairy Beast 723 [1:56 AM]: oh im sorry, did i make a racial comment? im sorry, but its true
BabyCoqueta2 [1:57 AM]: u dont noe shit bout puertoricans so now that u made that comment ur gunna have problems
Hairy Beast 723 [1:57 AM]: you guys also cant speak the english language corectly, i am surprised you pass english class
Hairy Beast 723 [1:57 AM]: oh no i am scared
BabyCoqueta2 [1:57 AM]: yeah unlike you
BabyCoqueta2 [1:57 AM]: dont forget ur from another country too
BabyCoqueta2 [1:57 AM]: yeah we can
Hairy Beast 723 [1:57 AM]: no, my mother is, and we speak english correctly
BabyCoqueta2 [1:58 AM]: no u dont
BabyCoqueta2 [1:58 AM]: ur fuckin half portugese or wutever
BabyCoqueta2 [1:58 AM]: u dumb bitch
Hairy Beast 723 [1:58 AM]: right. you keep thinking that, im not the one making up words because the english ones are too hard to say or something
Hairy Beast 723 [1:58 AM]: yes im half portugueses you idiot but i still speak english right
BabyCoqueta2 [1:59 AM]: no its a fuckin shorter way of typin retard
BabyCoqueta2 [1:59 AM]: so dont i
BabyCoqueta2 [2:00 AM]: and im not puertorican cuz i wasnt born there
BabyCoqueta2 [2:00 AM]: u dumb fuck
Hairy Beast 723 [2:00 AM]: im not just talking about typing fuckhead, you cant SPEAK english right either, you have to make up all your own special words like youre wicked great
BabyCoqueta2 [2:00 AM]: no i dont i cna talk english and i dont fuckin make up my own words u do
Hairy Beast 723 [2:00 AM]: so youre saying youre not puertorican cuz youre not born there? are you fucking dumb? that would mean im not portuguese cuz i wasnt born there, and all the irish people in town arent irish cuz they werent born there, god ytou are dumb
BabyCoqueta2 [2:02 AM]: no im not sayni that wut i am sayin is that im not fully puertorican and speak english ur the dumb ass
BabyCoqueta2 [2:02 AM]: oh wait i had to say it in a way u understood it my fault
Hairy Beast 723 [2:02 AM]: BabyCoqueta2 [2:00 AM]: and im not puertorican cuz i wasnt born there. gee i think any normal person would take that as ytou saying you arent puertorican cuz you werent born there
BabyCoqueta2 [2:03 AM]: ur fuckin stupid cuz i noe ppl who noe wut i mean when i tell them that obvisously u dont cuz ur retarded and stupid
Hairy Beast 723 [2:04 AM]: are they rican too?
BabyCoqueta2 [2:05 AM]: no there not
Hairy Beast 723 [2:05 AM]: well theyre dumb either way, dumb peopel understand eachother
BabyCoqueta2 [2:06 AM]: so ur callni ur own ppl dumb
Hairy Beast 723 [2:06 AM]: no, im calling you and your "people" dumb
BabyCoqueta2 [2:07 AM]: no cuz my friendz r fuckin white u ass
Hairy Beast 723 [2:07 AM]: that doesnt mean they arent dumb
Hairy Beast 723 [2:07 AM]: if they hang out with you they must be mentally challenged
BabyCoqueta2 [2:08 AM]: so u talkin shit bout white pplz now
BabyCoqueta2 [2:08 AM]: ahah
Hairy Beast 723 [2:08 AM]: uhm yeah i can talk shit about any race if i want
BabyCoqueta2 [2:12 AM]: gyeah n thatz y i can just get u down by tellin ma boyz bout all ob this
Hairy Beast 723 [2:12 AM]: you do whatever you want, and then ill forget to care
BabyCoqueta2 [2:12 AM]: yeah u should care
Hairy Beast 723 [2:14 AM]: nope, dont care
BabyCoqueta2 [2:15 AM]: well u better
Hairy Beast 723 [2:16 AM]: oh i care now, no wait..false alarm, sorry, im not going to care
BabyCoqueta2 [2:16 AM]: george grow up and fuckin leave me alone
Hairy Beast 723 [2:16 AM]: all you had to do was ask...
BabyCoqueta2 [2:17 AM]: grow ballz then mayb u can talk good shit ok buddy
Hairy Beast 723 [2:17 AM]: hahaha
BabyCoqueta2 [2:17 AM]: i did
BabyCoqueta2 [2:17 AM]: u fuckin retard
Hairy Beast 723 [2:17 AM]: yup, keep it going, dumb bitch, tell me to go and keep talkin shit, god you are dumb
BabyCoqueta2 [2:18 AM]: wut me and ben were talkin bout had nothin to do with you
Hairy Beast 723 [2:18 AM]: i dont see your point
BabyCoqueta2 [2:18 AM]: ur the dumb bitch and for the last time get a life and growm up
BabyCoqueta2 signed off at 2:18 AM
Hairy Beast 723 [2:19 AM]: ....i feel so dejected....ahaha
its long by the way...