i thought this was funny. anyone with taste, read no further ( Read more... )

i need ideas for a story involving a giant Daikaiju monster terrorising some city. i think it'll have to be a robot, giant animals are just too vulnerable to attack.

Hacker for prestigious and well paid cyberterrorist position. Experience in collapsing financial infrastructures and discretely access ASIO database essential. Email after 9am Monday morning AEST. hairybread@hotmail.com

i dont think i could have ever truly anticipated how painful getting up at 4am every morning was going to be. at least i lasted a week. the only trouble: i have to do it tomorrow and then return in the afternoon ( Read more... )

a place where anyone can construct an ideal identity and present it in an indisputable format.
how can you accept this as an accurate representation of myself?

so, to celebrate, im getting drunk in the middle of the day. cuz ive got nothing else to do. which is also the reason why im posting. i dont know why i even bother. its not like any considerable portino of my friends read it. ahh well, at least fiona does, and thats all that matters. word up to fiona. speaking of fiona, i second your plans for ( Read more... )

Cream coloured ponies and crisp apple strudel,
Door bells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles

tonight, i'm tearing down the curtains and making lumberjack pants.

i need cable. badly.
i have to download acid xpress 4.0.
37mb is just way too big.
i should be studying.
but i can't be fucked.
true story.

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