Romance isn't dead. Yet.

[hairyears]

In the total absence of proper blogging content, I have resolved to mark the runup to the Feast Of Saccharine Squelchiness by tweeting a Valentine's Limerick every day.

Here goes:

The English on Valentine's Day
By chemical means get a Lay
This miracle pivots
On snippets of civets
Presented in bottles of spray

I look forward to your

Comments

[uitlander]

You say the most romantic things....

[katsmeat]

Very, very good... but can you make it all the way to the 14th without recycling day - lay?

[strangederby2]

Valentine's is a date when all comers

Send gifts to their spouses and lovers

If lucky some wine, and a meal that's sublime

if not some cheap tat from Ann Summers