London Transport Overcrowding: latest measures

[hairyears]

Recorded announcement at Stratford station today:"To assist staff in the safe and punctual departure of your train, customers are asked to close all windows and doors behind you"

Given the way that my fellow-passengers obstruct the exits, it is entirely understandable that many are forced to disembark by clambering out of the windows

Comments

[pfy]

That riding-on-the-roof thing from certain parts of Asia wouldn't work so well on the lines with overhead wires... although, on the bright side, the morning commute would have all the fun of old-style platform games.

[pplfichi]

And if you don't get fried there's always a good low bridge or tunnel...