I am the most amazing boyfriend. (!?)
so I was eating dinner at a friend's house and talking at her about CFUD which she has a peripheral knowledge of and the following conversation ensued (in Chinese, but.):
me: and he's dating Raphael from Angel Sanc who is possibly one of the biggest whores in all of history.
her: pffft oh yeah
me: ....wait. What month is it? May?
her: Obviously! You're here, aren't you?
me: ....................
me: holy shit.
her: :?
me: Raph and Raikou have been datingish for over a year? when did THAT happen?
her: [LAUGHING HER FOOL HEAD OFF]