My Ordinary Life 01. [Video/Action for Mahogany Town]

[hakase_de_nya]

[Johto, meet your newest Rocket Grunt. Her name? The Professor. Her age? Somewhere between five and genius, but don't ask her to old up that many fingers. She's made it into Mahogany Town with her Ditto, but the first thing she does is try to call for help. She's lost, definitely, but it feels like a strange dream so she's not panicking yet. No,

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[video]

[swordofimpulse]

...you gotta be fucking kidding me...

Could this wait until the morning?

[video] 1/2

[hakase_de_nya]

No, no! It can't!

[video]

[hakase_de_nya]

Huh?

[Well, that calms her down a little. For now.]

Who are you?

[video]

[swordofimpulse]

Someone who is not going to do anything bad to you.

voice;

[hakase_de_nya]

Sakamoto! Sakamoto, put on the scarf so you can talk!

voice;

[hakase_de_nya]

Y-you're not Sakamoto! You're an impostor!

[video]

[patsheads]

[Can Satoshi resist a little crying girl?

No. No, he cannot. Not even at 2 AM.]

H-hey, don't cry! Are you okay?

[Oh...oh no, did the feed end? :( Poor little girl.]

[video]

[hakase_de_nya]

[Look, it's...a Ditto. On the lens. The Professor has to pull him off.]

...

[He looks trustworthy.]

M'lost.

[video]

[patsheads]

[He blinks a few times before peering closer into the camera. Definitely a distressed little girl. And he has no idea where she is. AUGH HE'S SO USELESS.

So he does the only thing he can think to do. Try to smile comfortingly at her and exude that big brother aura.]

Hey, don't worry. Umm...you just got here, right? There's a lot of nice people who can help you.

[video]

[hakase_de_nya]

That's not true at all.

[Sniffle. Sniffle.]

The first guy threatened me, a-and the second one I talked to pretended to be someone I knew but was lying.

[video]

[takechuhome]

[ Rena rubs her eyes. It was 2AM, who was yelling at this hour. She opened her pokegear and saw an adorable, lost little girl. It only took a second for her to fully awaken. A new target. Oh Rena wants to take her home. ]

Hauu~ Little girl, are you lost, lost?

[video]

[hakase_de_nya]

[If only the Professor knew there were things more dangerous than Pokemon in Johto.]

Only a little! The Professor is only a little lost!

[Action]

[yobabysdaddy]

[He's totally sleeping on the bed with his Pichu there, Proff. WHAT DO?]

[Action]

[hakase_de_nya]

[First, she's going to shut the door kind of loud. She is a kid. Subtlety is not her strength.]

Nano? Are you in here?

[Action] 1/2

[yobabysdaddy]

[So, Oga is going to bolt up zombie style with a creepy slasher smile on his face and his eyes will jerk open.]

--Haaaaaah?

[Action]

[yobabysdaddy]

[ANNND HIS PICHU WILL START CRYING AND SHOCK HIM.]

Gyaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! GODDAMMIT BEELCHU!!