Character: Don Dogoier
Series:
Kaizoku Sentai GokaigerCharacter Age: ~21
Canon: Imagine if you will, a team of heroes all dressed in color-coded spandex and ready to fight the evil that threatens the world. Next, imagine a group of space pirates who are the complete opposite of that. These are the Gokaigers. Stealing and using previous powers of super hero teams, they have come to Earth to take its ultimate treasure. Take what they want, leave what they don’t -- that’s their motto. Despite that, it seems with each coming day they learn a bit more about humanity and have an increased desire to protect it.
Don Dogoier is the Green Ranger and one of the few in the team who prefers a nice meal over something like fighting. He’s the chef of the ship and a bit of a mother hen because of it. He doesn’t find himself very useful other than his skill at cooking and cleaning, being a rather meek and cowardly guy with plenty of book smarts instead of street smarts. Yet punching, kicking, falling off cliffs and everything else under the sun seems to all be directed at Don, and with such bad luck, it’s no wonder his confidence sank so low. He’s still quite cheery despite it! Just wary of... everything. A quick thinker and a stealthy fighter yet a bit of a pessimist, Don does his best to keep everyone on his crew happy and healthy. Crouching wallflower, hidden badass is a term that perfectly describes Don.
Sample Entry:
Mister Zombie, I’ve thought up something to help you out and get you on the good side of those zombie ladies you were, ah, admiring so much. It's actually why I brought you to the kitchen today. I'll cut right to the chase, you've gained some weight and I think that’s why they ignore you. I know you don’t have a lot of variety in your diet but I think I can still work with it. It might do you a bit of good to cut down on the brains and human flesh or maybe add in some veggies into your mealtime. Zombies can eat vegetables, right? Anyway, I've done this a few times before so don't worry. Not with brains per se, but I did teach Miss Gorilla how to feed her family a healthier diet. Did you know the bananas around Camp are very different depending which part of the Camp you get them from? There are so many different types! Ah, if only I knew a recipe for a banana and brain souffle. This would be so much easier.
Aside from bananas though, healthy eating starts with simple things. Let’s try cooking brain instead of eating it raw, okay? Frying might lower the amount of fat, but I’m not sure it’s the healthiest option. To get around that, I figured we’d try a stir fry instead. I’m sorry, I couldn’t get any fresh human brains for this because it’s, er, kind of creepy. I bought some cow brains which should work just as well! I promise it tastes the same; there’s no need to look at me like that.
Right, let’s get started. I read up a bit about cow brains beforehand and raw ones are mostly fat and protein but they’re also really healthy for you. I chose what veggies I thought would mesh well with cow brain so here we have some broccoli, carrots, string beans, and potatoes. Cutting them up like this will make the flavors seep into the sauce and brains to give it a really nice taste that I’m sure you’ll love! Come on, don’t look so disgusted. It’ll taste good, I promise.
As you can see it takes a short amount of time to cook and then you’ll have a dish all your own! Catered to you and what you desire, I think you’ll like it. So dig in, Mister Zombie, because it smells delicious. -- Wait, why’d you throw it at the wall? I thought we were in agreement here over the recipe. I even showed you how to make it! Really, all my hard work -- down the drain! … Ah? You mean to say you’re a vegan zombie? Well why didn’t you say so in the first place! Let’s try again. We might even call this next recipe a no-brainer!
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