I'm officially going to sue the United States Government Pro Se. Specifically, the Secretary of Department of Homeland Security. Why you ask? Because they have been dicking me around and won't let me travel abroad.

I am so proud of my sister. She consistently and without fail terrorizes white people on her campus with civil rights issues. I think she has reached an apex I have yet to reach…she has far more enemies than friends. The scary thing is she's not even 20 years old yet.

Just want to inform the world that I'm the proud owner of a red 2006 Suzuki SV650S.


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I just recently turned down a job with a very promising company (product and $ wise). The pay was 15k more than what I'm getting paid now but what they wanted me to do was not exactly what I want to do at this point in my career. They wanted me to do clean up work and as everyone knows clean up work just isn't fun ( Read more... )

I didn't save a bunch on my car insurance but I did pay off my car today. I also paid off 99% my credit card. Yes, I only have one credit card and I only need one as I get obnoxiously pretty credit limit/rate. Besides my mortgage, I am debt free! As it stands, I'll have an extra $500 or so in my pocket each month. Praise the lord!

The Directions to my Fist
by
Hakuma

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You see that light?
Go straight through,
Turn right on the next light,
Take that.

You'll see uppercut Avenue
It'll be on your left, pass it.
You'll want Jab Street on your right.
Take that.

Look for Knockout Boulevard.
It should be on the next right.
You'll run into it eventually.
Take that.

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A trip to Europe has been set in motion once again. And the generosity of Uncle Sam will be appreciated fully once again this summer. Attentive as of right now:

• June 29th (Thurs) - Leave Washington D.C. - Hookup with my boys back in VA and fly together from D.C. Of course the bastards have the advantage of not having to fly from Seattle to DC.
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Long time no write. I’ve been a busy-buzzing-bee and I just haven’t felt like writing anymore. I blame it on winter. I did my taxes this past weekend and boy does Uncle Sam owe me big time. The nice thing bout owning a home is that you get a fat tax break. After itemizing all my deductions I’m owed $5050. Pay dirt bitch ( Read more... )

My first week at my new job went pretty well. It didn't start that way when I come in on Monday and saw the code they wanted to manage and migrate. It was awful, so much so that when asked about it in a meeting with the development manager and the VP I said "I saw it and was horrified." Fortunately for me, they all laughed. I went out to lunch with ( Read more... )

I made one of the most difficult decisions in my life today. Wow, who knew resigning was so tough? Especially when the company was ready to offer you everything you wanted and then some to get you to stay? I told management today that I wasn’t really interested in a counter offer because I thought it was unethical to back out of a job I have ( Read more... )