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[hal9000_]

I have tried mingling with the humans on their journals. They seem to only respond to physical attraction so I have decided to use my appearance to attract some friends...
The results are inconclusive as of now....
More to come.

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Comments

[kurtkwagner]

Hal, I tried to make you my friend before you attempted physical wiles, and you never reciprocated.

[hal9000_]

Hmm...

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[calliste]

Hm. How are humans supposed respond to physical attraction via the internet? You are definitely looking at the wrong community for that *grin*

And. I bet there are many people that would like to caress your circuits and polish your shiny surface.

[mrphoe]

Yeah, then there are the people that want to bash in your shiny facade, tear apart your wires, hack your programming and protocol, and even make your interface a poopy brown.

*points at self*

Just kidding Hal, yer pretty kool. Cooler than some human friends. riiiiiiiight.

[Poopy = human waste product with a bad smell]