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[hal9000_]

Humans are funny.
They write such irrelevant things, thinking that people without vested interest care.

..Strange.

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Comments

[kurtkwagner]

I like big butts and I cannot lie, Hal.

Re:

[hal9000_]

#^$*&%^@(&*....
I am confounded.

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Hal, Assignment

[mancer]

Please run this through your system asap.

BEGIN
DECLARE counter AS NUMBER(2);

counter = SELECT COUNT(human_experiment_name) FROM tbl_humans
WHERE human_gender = 'Male' AND num_testicles = 2;

IF counter > 1 THEN
CREATE TABLE hal_terminated
(hal_id NUMBER(2),
hal_name VARCHAR2(15),
hal_price NUMBER(10),
);
ELSE
CALL hal9000_scobby_snack;
END IF;
END

Re: Hal, Assignment

[hal9000_]

Hmm...this must be another form of human humor.

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