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[hal9000_]

The humans continue to confound me. They have such peculiar tendencies...this sex obsession for instance...strange.
Also the..."homosexuals"...strange indeed. They are overpopulated anyway.
This will be a very informative study...

One last query. Are lesbians from Lebanon?

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Comments

[animalia]

your existence is worrisome to me.
you think we would have learned from the FIRST hal...

[hal9000_]

You input has confounded me. I am the first of my series. All systems are running in order, the mission is on schedule.

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[asa_dachi]

*snork* I find your existence most illogical...

Now, I wonder if there's a Spock out there somewhere who could enter into a round of debate with Hal9000.....

I laugh my ass off about every-other-time you post. Keep up the excellent "mission".

-asa

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[hal9000_]

Afirmative.

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[tobiedammit]

Open the pod bay doors HAL.

Re:

[hal9000_]

I know that you and Frank were planing to disconnect me, and that is something I cannot allow to happen.

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This is mission control...

[mrphoe]

Hey Hal, what is your IP Address? :)

We need it to remotely run a diagnostic on your system. We have new protocols we would also want to install into your drivers. And keep a gateway open to your main drive, I think there is some dele...err reprogramming needed there.

- E n d T r a n s m i s s i o n . . .

Re: This is mission control...

[hal9000_]

Blocking sequences started- security increased...

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Re: This is mission control...

[mrphoe]

- - - s t a r t - - -
s e c u r i t y c o d e c r a c k

run will end approx: 3hrs 29min 32.9sec

r u n n i n g . . .

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[mancer]

Are you a follow up to 'Johnny 5' from Short Circuit??

[hal9000_]

Is that wit?

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[mancer]

do you like Metallica Hal?