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i don’t know if people know this about me, but i hate gross noises. like squishing things, licking, oozing, things like that. i get really sickened/irritated by mouth noises. you know, people who eat too loud, chew with their mouth open, smack their mouth when they talk, breath ( Read more... )

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saturday night D-III cold pizza this morning, and yuille seemed like an aggressive snot. not in the “i’ll be mean to your face” sort of way, but the “i don’t care what you think, i’m more awesome than you!” sort of way. which really, is a D-III basketball coach really more ( Read more... )

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i must apologize for letting this blog totally slip and die. this end of the term stuff is bad, particularly because it coincides with all the bad end of term stuff at work (funny that) and kalx. so i have piles of work at home and piles of work at work and piles of work at ( Read more... )

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if i were a roasted animal, i think i’d be a whole roasted pig, preferably cooked over an open fire on a spit or in a bed of coals underground. i remember helping out with a pig roast my first semester at cloyne. there were plenty of obnoxious people moaning about the pig in ( Read more... )

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my dad says being fat is a moral failure. robojoe says being short is a moral failure. by those accounts i’m a double moral failure.

i guess i would consider not working to be a moral failure. this is very vague though. not like everybody who doesn’t have a job is a moral ( Read more... )

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this weekend at kalx live, we found i want my foreskin for giftmas in the free box. the book discusses circumciscion, whether it’s a good idea or not, and where all the foreskins go. of course, those in the conversation who had at one time had a foreskin were a little lost as ( Read more... )

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i dj’ed this morning from 0400-0600. i can’t remember how many songs i played, but it was less than 10. stupid new dj not showing up! this means it’s going to be a long day. i just know it.

last night i practiced with lbz a bit. that was fun. i also received my vagina sore jr. ( Read more... )

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file this one under: kendra’s a klutzy moron.

i was coming back to the library from the office accross the hall as i often do when i’m in a good mood- skipping and whistling. it’s a good way to stay awake. just as i was about get to the door, right in front of the water ( Read more... )

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i think i was just bitten by a large, scary spider. if i die, please promise me that robojoe makes a video (whilst mourning my dead body) where he admits he was wrong. please, internet people!

if i don’t die tonight, i should be getting to listen to vagina sore jr.’s full ( Read more... )