[sj100] 008. Locket

[halcyon_morn]

I thought this was going to be really funny, and it sort of is, but mostly because it's horrible. Still, though, funny, so it may be worth your while. Beware: here be ridiculously bad writing and blatant plagiarism of a beloved anime. My apologies to Ms. Takeuchi.

Dedicated to Anna; without this, there would be no sailor-suited Heechul. ♥

Comments

[nongttaengi]

So, next time I should probably read your author's notes, because about 1/3 of the way through this, my brain failed at comprehending what was going on XD I kind of stared at my screen and laughed a bit, and then Heechul "transformed" and I knew. Oh, I knew XD I watched it, too. lol.

I must say, if I never look at Suju the same again, I'll know why XD

[halcyon_morn]

Yes. Always read the author's notes. They will inform you as the exact variety of the craziness under the cut. ;D

Anyway, it's not that far of a leap from idol singer to Sailor Soldier, is it? Particularly not in Heechul's case. This is how I've always looked at him. XD

[rawthorne]

You're insane.

But clearly so am I because I read this.

And enjoyed it.

Sailor Queen Heechul. And Sailor Twink Sungmin. And Tuxedo Closet Case Siwon. Amazing. Fabulous. Flaming(!) hot.

I'm a little speechless. Which is to be expected.

Thank you for making my Tuesday about a hundred times better than it was before I found this.

[halcyon_morn]

I am insane.

And I'm glad to have company in my craziness.

And I'm even more glad that this improved your Tuesday! Thanks!

[meiface]

This is my head on the ground. I will, um, try for a better comment at not 3 in the morning while I attempt to finish my last final essay. Ohfuck.

Oh my god, this fic. I wish I knew what my reaction was!

You still need to write pooorn! >:(

[halcyon_morn]

Good luck on your essay! I hope this fic having resulted in your head on the ground doesn't negatively influence your performance...

Pooorn. Yes. I'll get on that.

[meiface]

Ahahahah so after essaying and some sleep, I came back to this and discovered that, yes, it really is as WTF-inducing and hysterical as I remember from 3am. Everything is funny at 3am, but this is...still funny. I don't even know. ::flails:: This makes me so incoherent. Just. Heechul. Sungmin. Tuexedo Closet Case alskdjfld ahaha.

I love Heebum. But I think my favorite line is actually Sungmin's: Wait. I know kungfu. ::ROLLS:: ♥

[halcyon_morn]

Yeah, I really just couldn't resist that line. Or...anything else, it seems. Teh crazy, it took me over.

Next up: pr0n! :D

[jaded_skys]

WHERE'S MY FRIGGIN SPOT, MISTER?!

[jaded_skys]

I swear to god.

This is better than Kanginart.

You've completely out done yourself, ok.

THERE IS SO MUCH I WANT TO QUOTE BUT FUCK, THIS WOULD END UP A LONG, LONG COMMENT, MISTER. GAUDY FAKE JEWELLERY. HEECHUL THE PROTECTOR OF ALL THINGS GAY. CLOSET!SIWON WHO FUCKS BOTH HEECH AND HANNIE. SAILOR MOON!VERSE.

Thank you. Just. Thank you.

[halcyon_morn]

XD NOTHING IS BETTER THAN KANGINART.

This is, however, crazier, and since we share teh crazy, I thought you might enjoy it. I'm glad I was right. ♥

[jaded_skys]

That's..... that's hardcore truth. XD

This is much crazy, yes yes, and dshjahdgjshdsjhgds I would have to be sane insane not to love it.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[wmelon_kaiye]

*HEADDESK*
YOU ARE ON SO MUCH CRACK BUT I LAUGHED LIKE A RETARD THROUGHOUT
LOL
XD

[halcyon_morn]

I AM ON SO MUCH CRACK AND I TOO LAUGHED LIKE A RETARD (throughout the writing process, that is).

♥