[sj100] 008. Locket

[halcyon_morn]

I thought this was going to be really funny, and it sort of is, but mostly because it's horrible. Still, though, funny, so it may be worth your while. Beware: here be ridiculously bad writing and blatant plagiarism of a beloved anime. My apologies to Ms. Takeuchi.

Dedicated to Anna; without this, there would be no sailor-suited Heechul. ♥

Comments

[g_myzo]

Tuxedo Closet Case is the win! so lol XD

[halcyon_morn]

When I thought of that I was eating and I almost choked. I'm glad you liked it. :-)

[imajo]

i...

what?

what?

truly, you are some kind of fucked up genius.

[halcyon_morn]

truly, you are some kind of fucked up genius.

Well. You've got at least one part right. XD Thanks, though!

[out_of_words24]

oh, my god.

have babies with me. or not, because, yeah, well. ILUSM.

INSTEAD I WILL QUOTE YOUR FIC RIGHT BACK AT YOU:

"Fuck you, hyung!" Hyukjae spat back, and Sungmin remembered Kibum telling them to try this, but he'd never thought Hyukjae would be ballsy enough to chance it. Sungmin looked on in morbid curiosity, waiting for the bloodbath to begin.

One agonizingly long moment passed. Two.

"Huh," Heechul said, almost approvingly, and let go of Hyukjae's shirt.

AND IT JUST GETS BETTER:

"Tuxedo Closet Case?" Heterosexica cried, looking around wildly.

"Siwon?" Sungmin asked, now fairly sure he was hallucinating.

AND THIS:

"Yes, I, Tuxedo Closet Case have come to...um..." and then he turned and said in a slightly less grand voice, "Sorry, Henry, I can't concentrate while you're doing that. Would you mind...?"

And I...cannot...jskfrahjfhjasf.

This was so awesome. No words. None -WORSHIPS-

[halcyon_morn]

Those were some of my favorite parts, too.

BB, I miss you! Come baaaaaaaack! Write fiiiiiiiiic!

Anyway, thank you for humoring me and my crack? ♥♥♥

[hoyah]

... oh my god. oh my god. *dies* chinese whore! *dies* homg homg homg. you kill me. i am so sorry i didn't read this yesterday, so i could have first comment, but jfldjsadf! oh well oh my god 8D

[halcyon_morn]

I really couldn't help myself with the "Chinese whore" bit. Or...with anything else, apparently. XD *is clearly entirely out of control*

[hyperballad]

I think you just raped my childhood and it hurts so good.

Please tell me you'll write a sequel with more gay. I desire the gay. And to see Shiwon as Tuxedo Mask. KangTeuk need to Uranus and Neptune. 8D

"I, Tuxedo Closet Case, will not allow you to deflame the flaming! I will not allow you to defabulize the fabulous! And I will not allow you to dequeen Sailor Queen, whom I frequently but clandestinely have sex with!"

Loves it!

[halcyon_morn]

TAKE THAT, CHILDHOOD!

Er...heh.

I'm not sure I can manage a whole sequel-worth more of this crack. Although...Kangteuk as the lesbians is definitely tempting... *was also thinking of making Ryeowook Sailor Dyke*

Glad you liked it, and my apologies to your childhood!

[hyperballad]

But you must! Sailor Dyke (god, he'd be such a cute Mercury-type) and idk... Sailor Bear (sorry Shinnie 8D). I can come up with all sorts of horrible gay stereotypes! \8D/
this is probably not something to be proud of

[halcyon_morn]

OMG Sailor Bear. Yes. I...gah. Will think about it.

As one of teh gays, I officially absolve you of all guilt for your stereotyping ways and demand that you think of more Sailor identities for the boys. 8D