[sj100] 008. Locket

[halcyon_morn]

I thought this was going to be really funny, and it sort of is, but mostly because it's horrible. Still, though, funny, so it may be worth your while. Beware: here be ridiculously bad writing and blatant plagiarism of a beloved anime. My apologies to Ms. Takeuchi.

Dedicated to Anna; without this, there would be no sailor-suited Heechul. ♥

Comments

[sugarless_666]

I... how did I miss this? D: D: D: sdhajhsd *kicks exams in the face* ;___;

Okay, okay, I need to get cozy before I start reading this. *excited*

[halcyon_morn]

askjdflhsa Don't get too excited. While it is ridiculously long, it can't live up to the perfect simplicity or your sailor-suited-and-wasted-Heechul-getting-fucked-by-Kangin-while-shrieking-the-Sailor-Moon-theme-song.

[tyreling]

I read the notes--you mentioned Takeuchi-san, so I assumed some inside joke about Sailor Moon but then I read further down and halfway *diiiieee* I'm sorry for being incoherent, this whole fic literally rocked me off my balance and just killed me. Seriously.

XDD Love the crack. Love the strange nicknames. Wahahah. SADSFDGFGFF

[halcyon_morn]

XD Glad you liked it! And I think an incoherent comment is a perfectly acceptable response to an incoherent fic. ;D

[tyreling]

You win. ;D

[halcyon_morn]

Yeah, originally it was going to be a scary gay-basher, but in the end I decided that a ridiculously-named lady wielding a plastic vagina would really take the fic to that next level, you know? *dies*

I'm glad you approve! :D

[sugarless_666]

Reaction #1:

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What? The dead make no noise.

[halcyon_morn]

Unless they are creepy ghosts.

[sugarless_666]

I would make a very attractive ghost! ;3

[halcyon_morn]

Yeah you would. RAWR.

[skittles]

:O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O :O
I want to quote this whole thing because it's SERIOUS WINNAR but holy hell, it would take me awhile and I don't want to spam you so I'll just quote this:

:I'm sorry, is that a plastic vagina?"
I just...wow. All I can say is YOU FUCKING WIN THE INTERNET. (mems and recs to everyone in the world)

[halcyon_morn]

YESSSSSSS! *runs away with internet prize*

(Thanks! ;D)