[sj100] 008. Locket

[halcyon_morn]

I thought this was going to be really funny, and it sort of is, but mostly because it's horrible. Still, though, funny, so it may be worth your while. Beware: here be ridiculously bad writing and blatant plagiarism of a beloved anime. My apologies to Ms. Takeuchi.

Dedicated to Anna; without this, there would be no sailor-suited Heechul. ♥

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[halcyon_morn]

I think I internally peed my pants reading this!

This...makes me worry a little? XD

Glad you liked it, though, and I very much plan to keep on writing. :-)

[coyotecolored]

JA;SLDFJ;KAJD;FLSK

I CAME HOME FROM WORK AND READ THIS FIRST THING.

AS;DLFKJASDLFKJSDLFJSDLJSFJDSK

IT'S A GOOD THING I DIDN'T READ IT -BEFORE- WORK BECAUSE I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

[halcyon_morn]

ADFHLKASJHF WHAT DO YOU MEAN. THIS IS SRS BIZ.

...

XDDDDDDDDDD

Oh, my brain. It is made of crazy.

[sugarless_666]

.... Srsly, am I supposed to write something coherent here? Please don't expect me to do that, because WHAT THE FUCK. CHRIS. WTF WAS THAT. I. I DON'T EVEN.

CHRIS. YOU ARE ONE SICK FUCK OF A MAN AND I'M PROUD TO CALL YOU MY FUTURE HUSBAND. YOU BETTER KNOW YOU MADE ME CURL UP IN A LITTLE BALL AND MAKE WHIMPERING NOISES UNTIL MY BROTHER ACTUALLY CAME OVER TO MY ROOM TO ASK IF I'M OKAY. TO WHICH I COULD ONLY SAY 'NO, I AM NOT OKAY'.

BECAUSE HEECHUL. IN A SAILOR UNIFORM. AND CLOSET CASE SHIWON WHO'S FUCKING THAT CHINESE WHORE. AND HENRY THE RANDOM VIOLINIST. AND. AND PLASTIC VAGINA. AND WHY DID THE WHOLE TRANSFORMATION THING SOUND LIKE A QUEER AS FOLK CLUBBING SCENE.

CHRIS. CHRIS. WHY WAS THIS ALL SO WONDERFULLY HIDEOUS. TELL ME. ASGHDHAGSHED TETETETETETELL ME SGDHASGHDEGAW *CRIES SOME MORE*

THANK YOU, BABY. I SRSLY NEEDED THIS. I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHY, BUT I JUST DID.

♥

[halcyon_morn]

COHERENCE NEITHER REQUIRED NOR DESIRED, BB. ♥

To tell the truth, it wasn't going to be this ridiculous at first. But then I just kept thinking of more ridiculous things to add, and before I knew it, there was Heterosexica with her Pussy Pistol. *shrugs helplessly*

AND WHY DID THE WHOLE TRANSFORMATION THING SOUND LIKE A QUEER AS FOLK CLUBBING SCENE.

...because twinks like raves? *shrugs helplessly again*

YOU BETTER KNOW YOU MADE ME CURL UP IN A LITTLE BALL AND MAKE WHIMPERING NOISES UNTIL MY BROTHER ACTUALLY CAME OVER TO MY ROOM TO ASK IF I'M OKAY. TO WHICH I COULD ONLY SAY 'NO, I AM NOT OKAY'.

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Best prize EVAR!

[sugarless_666]

WHY YOU LAUGHING AT MY MISERY? ;____; OH, THE PAAAAAIN. I FEEL LIKE I JUST DID LIKE 345263462645632 SITUPS.

[halcyon_morn]

SEE! I AM GOOD FOR YOUR PHYSICAL FITNESS! LAUGHTER = TEH ABS OF STEEL!

[crimeis]

LOL MY CHILDHOOD FANTASY, SAILORRRRR MOOOOON IS AWESOME! :DDDDDDD i extremely love this, gosh i died. i seriously laughed humongous. heechul is SAILOR QUEEN, there should be like series of these and heechul finding all of his sailor posse and such. HAHA, oh this is made of win. my love has no boundaries for this.

HEEBUM TALKSSSSSS, ♥ yes! i knew that cat would come in handy someday. ^^)

[halcyon_morn]

Yay, I'm glad you liked it! If you're interested, hyperballad and I are discussing possible Sailor identities for the others in a thread above. :D

...also, is your icon Ruka from Last Friends? If so, bonus points for you, and a question: is it or is it not amazing that they are named Ruka and Michiru?

[crimeis]

LOL I THINK I DIED EVEN MORE. discussion makes me spazz, it's like a whole brain freeze on these names. HAHA, it's awesome enough that Heechul is SAILOR QUEEN and now dragging the other boys in, i mean TUXEDO CLOSET CASE, my mom was talking about tuxedo mask during dinner last night! HAHA, i think she might scream if this ever leaks out. :DDDD WHY DO I HAVE SUCH THINGS AS SAILOR JUICEALERT INSIDE MY HEAD?!!! oh bananas, i think i should stop now before this gets anymore out of control. of course there's the whole sub-unit as well!! I MEAN SAILOR STARS?

YESSS IT IS RUKA! :DDDDD I KNOWWWW!!!! RUKA AND MICHIRU, sailor neptune and uranus. totally bonus.

you're made of awesomeness. ♥♥

[halcyon_morn]

Yay! I need to catch up on my Last Friends-so far, I've only seen the first two episodes. I love the lesbianonics and fey!Eita, but the whole domestic violence thing sort of irritates me. It may just be Nishikido Ryō's acting, bless his heart, but it just seems ridiculously unrealistic. Every time he does something horrible, I always find myself yelling at the screen, "WTF, MICHIRU, WHY ARE YOU TAKING THIS? KILL HIM! KILLLLL!" and then she sniffles and mumbles "Sōsuke...gomen..." and I just FREAK OUT because WHAT?

...no, really, I like the show. XD

[inheritable]

The thought of something like this has crossed my mind before and I love you for writing it T~T

The roles and names and everything is asfkjashfihas *spazzes on your way*

Thanks for the crack

♥

[halcyon_morn]

My pleasure. :D