Siwon, the Model and the Man

[halcyon_morn]

What do you get when you take a secret-but-not!OTP and add a plot conceit blatantly pilfered from a manga and droves upon droves of fandom clichés? A birthday present, it seems. Happy birthday, Cate-I hope you like it!

Siwon, the Model and the Man
pairing: Hyukjae/Siwon

Comments

[aconite]

!!!!!!!!!! OMG KLASJKHD *off to read*

[halcyon_morn]

ASDKLJFHAKJS *waits in suspense*

[aconite]

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

UM. I KIND OF LOVE YOU A LOT RIGHT NOW. ♥ ♥ OMG SERIOUSLY. THIS IS JUST. OMG. I AM INCOHERENT WITH GLEE.

LKSJDHKL;AHJS!!!!!!

it didn't technically count as porn, so it would be a stretch to say he had been looking for it

Hyukjae. Such a retard. <3

Did he like to have his ass slapped? With what level of force (if possible, as expressed in joules/cm)?

THOUGH PRETTY MUCH THE ENTIRE SECOND PARAGRAPH IS LOVE. OMG.

His mouth dropped open, and then he leapt back and screamed the scream he typically reserved for Japanese horror movies, the one that Kibum told him was queeny enough to keep him forever single and lonely. He didn't care. The doll had talked to him. The doll had propositioned him.

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"Hyukkie, I am impressed. Forget what I said about you being sad and alone forever; some of my game must've rubbed off on you."

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"It is nice to meet you too, Hyukjae's roommate Kibum. Would you like to join us for a three-"

;LKHJGSGJFDHJKL; OMFG ROBOT SIWON ILU

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I'm sorry about the quality of the eggs-you didn't specify that

[halcyon_morn]

Yay, you liked it! :DDD You're very welcome. Happy birthday, and may you receive a Won!bot in assless chaps and a failtastic!Hyukjae in real life, too!

[magicmelodyx]

I planned on giving my flist a quick once-over before bed. That was half an hour ago. See the power your fic has over me?

I absolutely love this. Super Junior sex robots could bring about world peace, I just know it, and Siwon would be the perfect one to start with.

"-it didn't technically count as porn, so it would be a stretch to say he had been looking for it"

Oh, Hyukjae, don't ever change. <3

And LSM as the owner of a robot sex toy business! And queeny Japanese horror movie screams! And and and just everything about this premise! Fandom cliches and manga pilfering turns out very, very well in your hands.

And now I'm really going to stop babbling and get to bed like I was supposed to before I saw your username and gave up the idea of sleep. Thanks as always for sharing!

[halcyon_morn]

I'm glad my blatant rip-off pleased you! :D

Suju sex robots are clearly the wave of the future. LSM should get on this immediately. (And I've only just now realized that Lee Sooman and Lee Sungmin have the same initials, and it kind of creeps me out. D:)

In any event, thank you for a wonderful comment, and sleep well!

[dear_whimsy]

O: For some reason it awesomes me out incredibly just like this fic o.m.g. - i mean, pretend i'm not here s'il vous plait alskdfj x__x;; and now there must somehow be fic! ...Somehow.

[halcyon_morn]

You mean...LSM/LSM fic? DDD: Your hiatus = hilarious

[digindeeper]

This was. Amazing. But the best part of it for me was when real!Siwon showed up in the end. It made me squee with delight like the fangirl I am. This was brilliant I love you and I want your babies. :D

[halcyon_morn]

Thank you! :D If I have any babies, I'll...be sure to pass them along to you? XD

[shieldkitten]

OH MY WORD. THANK YOU FOR GIVING EUNHYUK HOT ENJOYABLE SEX.

[halcyon_morn]

IT IS MY PLEASURE. HE DESERVES IT. :D

[xxivysaurus]

YEEE!
super junior would make awesome sex toys.
i'd really want to quote this;; but it's too much good all over the place!
...that, and i should really finish my chinese homework
SO! i'll just sum it up by saying-
you're pretty fucking amazing, you know that?

[halcyon_morn]

They would, wouldn't they? :D

I'm glad you enjoyed it! Now go, do your Chinese homework and stop telling me such nice lies!

[xxivysaurus]

CHYEAH;; i wants one 8D
♥ nghshrfshduh. Chinese homework is a pain in the ass
WHAT LIES? I DO NOT SPOT THEM.

and i just noticed the 'model C1' is like siwon is a model. wow. i am slow

[halcyon_morn]

Do you think if we order our Suju sex toys in bulk, they'll give us a discount? 0:-)

XD I wondered how many people noticed that...