Practice Makes Perfect

[halcyon_morn]

2PM fic, because Tori is a wonderful, adorable fic!whore, and because this gif deserves a back story.

Practice Makes Perfect
Pairing: Taekyeon/Chansung

Comments

[kelseypaige]

I JUST FUCKING DIED. chris you know i read this only because, well, you wrote it. and mfhs are supposed to be supportive and all that bullshit. BUT WTF IS GOING AWN. MY WAZOO IS SPOOKED INTO THE NEXT CENTURY AND I DON'T EVEN CARE BECAUSE KJDSHTJAS WTF IS GOING AWN ARE THESE BOYS EVEN LEGAL CHRIS. ARE THEY? AND WHO ARE THEY?!?!?!!?!??!?! because if you keep on writing awesome!subtle!porn-but-not-porn fic about them i might have to get to know them. D: D: D:

NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE .... skdhtasuhks goes to reread. D: D: D:!!!!

[halcyon_morn]

Nhaca, m'dear, we've been over this. Yes, they're legal-older than you, even.

Also, AKDJFHAKSLDF MFH 4EVA ILUSMMMM! :DDD Please get to know them.

[kelseypaige]

there is no way this isn't going to come off as creepy so i'm just going to say it and hope my mfh duties involve stalking your fb but: chris i just looked through some pictures of you on fb and my heart is like exploding with love for you. D: D: you've got some srsly cute photos, mfh. stop trying to get me to bat for your team. i cannot figure out how someone so cute could ... possibly... write... naughty!spank fic. do you realize that this fic is really, really fucking kinky and it belongs in the dumbledore/snape fandom or something disgusting like that and NOT CUTE GYMNASTICS!PRONE BOYBAND!FIC?!?!?!?! you've got it all wrong chris but omfg never, ever stop sjdthjk

ps i demand that you make a pimp post about these guys. you should know that my research abilities do not surpass the use of google.

[dear_whimsy]

:D

[scylladakylla]

Oh my God. Oh my GOD.

"Listen, I just don't think I can do this, alright? I told you, we don't do gay shit like this in the US, and-"
HAHAHAHA YES, you stuck the American everything-is-gay mentality in here! Really makes you wonder how Taek and Nichkhun and Jaebum deal with all this. o_o

"Are you listening to what you're saying?" Taekyeon says, and flails a bit, because really, is he listening to what he's saying? "How is one guy smacking another guy's ass not gay? I mean, really, how?"
Oh God, Taekyeon, so much flailing fail. Why do I always like the fail boys. :|||

Chansung shoves him back. "What makes you think you can kick my ass when you can't even slap it?"
"You little bitch!" Taekyeon roars, and slams Chansung into the wall, rears back and delivers a slap to his ass that echoes throughout the practice room.
... There are no WORDS.

The room is filled with the sound of vicious slaps and yelling voices, and before Taekyeon knows it his face is inches away from Chansung's, pressed up against the wall, and he's yelling, "You

[halcyon_morn]

:DDD

The American everything-is-gay mentality is so relevant to this group, which makes them a lot of fun. Like for instance, Jaebum has an entirely different experience of this game than that of the members who grew up in Korea (3:05: "This feels so weird!" XDDD).

That said, Taek seems to be entirely immune to it, and is going around kissing Junho and shit, so in that way I sort of feel like the way I portray him in this fic is a little OOC. But then again, I guess he had to get comfortable with the ghei somewhere, so maybe it's ok?

...why am I blithering at you, when all I really want to do is thank you and make you a proposition: if I write OnKey, will you write me 2PM fic? :D

[scylladakylla]

It is, it really is! HAHAHA oh God I spent like 20 minutes watching that whole thing. Poor Jaebum, he looks so weirded out. I love Taec's like, "It's okay, you guys! He's American, he's not used to it."

Taec just seems more Korean in general than Nich (who, duh, isn't Korean at all) and Jae (who still needs him as a translator sometimes), so I guess it makes more sense? But I'm sure he had trouble adjusting at first too.

DIES. That would be AMAZING, kthx. ♥ I'd love trying my hand at 2PM, but I guess this means I have to do more research about them. XD For some reason I find Taec/Jaebum kind of cute. :||||

[halcyon_morn]

Taec serving as Nick and Jae's interpreter and cultural guide makes me simultaneously "awww..." and LOL. Cuteness abounds with this group, and it's a decidedly different kind of cuteness from what you can get from other groups. It's a nice change of pace.

THEN IT IS A DEAL. :D Taec/Jae would be really awkward and faily, and thus clearly awesome. I'm all for it.

[freefallskyline]

SOBBING TORI IS A WHORE

we don't do gay shit like this in the US

[halcyon_morn]

SHE IS! BUT DON'T CRY ABOUT IT! IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

[happy_gogogo]

OMG THAT .GIF! I COULD WATCH IT ALL DAY AND PRETTY MUCH DID XD

GUH. I DIED. THAT WAS OSM! Great job ^__^

[halcyon_morn]

THE GIF IS HYPNOTIZING, I SWEAR TO GOD. D: *stares some more*

Thank you! ^_^

[gemme]

^.^ found you through the 2pm fic comm, and if there will be more fic like this, so adding you xD

[halcyon_morn]

If I have my druthers, there will be. Thanks for the add. :)