[sj100] 007. Dark

[halcyon_morn]

It's been a month and a half since I've posted anything, and so I thought I would make my comeback with something weighty, something thought-provoking, something well-written.

Instead, I give you this. Um, it's mostly just Eeteuk and Sungmin talking about sex.

Dark
pairing: Eeteuk/Sungmin

Comments

[jaded_skys]

AJFAHJSDHFLHSDF SPOT!

[jaded_skys]

SO. UM.

"Hey," Sungmin says severely, "we never established for certain what he was saying. With my cock that far down his throat, anything could've sounded like 'Teukie-hyung.'"

Love. I just. Love. Lovelovelove.

They're so dark and bitchy and *wibbles* ♥ Plz to never take that much time off of fic writing again?

[halcyon_morn]

I love that you love my gratuitous pr0n-flavored chips what?. I will try to take more days like this is which I am lazy and write fic instead of doing the homework that I so desperately need to do, just for you.

...

*cries; runs to library to make himself be productive*

[jaded_skys]

I also like the mention to the conversation we had over Yehface's lips. A++++!

I... know what you mean. *weeps over her stupid essay*

[halcyon_morn]

It was actually the "severely" that made me crack up here...

And that, in turn, makes me crack up. XD

Siwon would, he so would.

Actually, I doubt it would even take him five minutes. ;D

Thanks for your comment!

[seungjea]

O.o
wow!
you made it so natural for me to imagine sungmin and eeteuk sitting on the rooftop talking about sex and screwing other members!! >.<

[halcyon_morn]

You mean...you don't normally imagine...that...? (^_^;

Hope you enjoyed it!

[himekohimura]

You'd better get Jesus himself to tell him that God wants him to fuck you

HA.

<3

[halcyon_morn]

But really? That would work on Siwon, I swear.

<3

[himekohimura]

I better start talking to Jesus, then XDDD

[the_calen]

as;ldfjalkds YOU'RE BACK. HOORAY.
Screw "thought-provoking", we're all here for the sex anyway and not ashamed of it :D :D

"Well, you're probably the only one who's never pegged him," Sungmin quips, and Eeteuk raises his eyebrows.
:O I should be far less amused and a great deal more scandalized, but I'm not. Ryeowook! Who'dathunk?

"You're really a cocky little bitch, you know that?"
Sungmin preens. "That's why you love me."
SUMMARY OF THIS FIC and my favorite part. I totally did not just type "fuck" instead of "fic," what. They're so snarky and bitchy and homg I love Sungmin like this: when I finish with all these losers *dies*

[halcyon_morn]

I AM BACK. UNTIL SCHOOL EATS ME AGAIN. And I am more than glad to provide you with pr0n and/or discussions of pr0n.

I'm slowly moving away from Ryeowook-as-adorable-kitten and towards Ryeowook-as-debauched-squealing-bottom. I'm not sure if I'm ok with it, but it is what it is. *shrugs*

In any event, I'm glad you enjoyed the snarkiness and bitchiness of it all and very much appreciate your detailed comment. ♥

[the_calen]

My life is sadly lacking in quality pr0n/discussions of. School can't eat you; I NEED YOU.

I read one fic where Ryeowook actually topped. It was weird and kind of disturbing and god I wish I'd bookmarked it.

Incoherent keysmashing counts as "detailed comment" now? Excellent.

[halcyon_morn]

I will do my best to fend off school with my Sword of Procrastination and my Shield of Denial.

Ryeowook topping + your icon = SO MANY LULZ TO BE HAD. I just...he confuses me. Could he be innocent and sweet like puppies and babies frolicking together in fresh mountain streams? Yes. Could he be debauched and freaky like...Heechul? I'm starting to think so. *shrugs again*

Yes, it does. Because I, like Eeteuk, have standards now. XD