[exo-m] the marilyn monroe problem; lay/kris/lu han; nc-17

[halcyondusk]

Title: The Marilyn Monroe Problem
Pairing: Lay/Kris/Lu Han
Rating: NC-17; Warnings: Kinks (highlight to see): bondage, breathplay, cock rings, crossdressing, voyeurism, bottom!Yixing, top!Lu Han, top!Wu Fan
Summary: Yixing and Lu Han were doing fine together-but then a storm by the name of Wu Fan hits them, and Yixing's not sure how to react. Set in

Comments

[kantamu]

WOW FUCK

also

cupping a hand over Yixing’s cheek lol which one

[halcyondusk]

I KNEW YOU WOULD oh my god

[kantamu]

shut up you guys have trained me well

also oh my god skldjgskldgjlsdgs

[halcyondusk]

oh man. sobs. i feel like i have contributed to the mental deterioration of innocent people uhm.

IS THAT A KEYMASH AT ME DESTROYING YOUR YIXING OR. SUBJECTING HIM TO THIS. sobs.

[feixing]

:DDDDDDDDD

omg i am so happy you finished this and IT HAS FEELINGS TOO and the last scene was so fsigjerjgp yah idek what to say.
but it's 130am. and there's school. so i'll leave you a proper comment like, after school tomorrow.
BUT THIS WAS AMAZING, ILU JO. ♥

[halcyondusk]

oh god this was meant to be like pwp then it turned into feelings and more feelings and goddamn feelings

sobs yes GO TO SLEEP ilu bye

[feixing]

OKAY HI AGAIN.
firstly, i love the emotions in this so much, the tension amongst the three of them and how you managed to weave in the interviews and things that happen into this fic. i don't think that is something that's easy to do, so you are amazing for having been able to do that. ♥

oh and LMAO at zitao just being there HIS EXISTENCE IS PERFECT. js.
and uhm okay idk i just re-read the last scene and incoherence has once claimed me so i can just say that the last scene was amazing the imagery and the dynamics and bottom!yixing and i just want to go shoot myself in the face ilu.

[halcyondusk]

SOBS ALL THE SOBS AT YOU

y-e-p oh lord it turned into tension and more tension and because i have an irrational love for canon and things and i was rewatching parts the entire video of the interview so it started slipping in sobs. and then i had to go around and change the tone because FEELINGS POURED IN and they were heart hurting tense feelings so. /rolls

ZITAO IS A DIVA or an angsty schoolgirl but yes Gucci bags all the Gucci bags for him. hee.

oh god i feel like i am getting judged everywhere for that threesome HUMS sobs please don't shoot yourself in the face i wouldn't want that (but i fully approve if you want to pierce yourself anywhere. especially lips. yes.)

here have a heart ilu ♥

[deasyellow]

crying too hard to comment properly i love you

[halcyondusk]

OTL

yes. i hear you have krislay in progress keke. grabby hands

[sproutdancing]

n__________________________n

“Go eat a carrot.” :'D

OH MY GOD JO THE TENSION IT IS PERFECT ASKLDKLSDJ AND THE FEEEEEEELINGS ARGHH

yixing bb ;___________________;

L M A O TAO YOU COCKBLOCK

fffffffffffffffff bondage and breathplay fidgjdfigj jo this is incendiary

fdusdufhdhfsdhf OKAY PLEASE KEEP WRITING PORN FOREVER THIS IS BRILLIANT OKAY

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[halcyondusk]

CARROTS ARE PHALLIC and people put them on horses to make them into pretend unicorns so. n___n.

oh man it was going to be like COOL LU HAN CROSSDRESSES THEY GET OFF but then feelings wormed in and. feelings. happened. u____u. oh god i want to give yixing a big pat and a big hug and yeah completely maternal feelings (except not)

of course tao would cockblock his precious leader n___n but ofc gucci sales are more important to him. and kris' credit card. heh.

NOPE oh lord what am i doing contributing to the delinquency of minors. sigh. ♥♥♥

[chiharu]

taking a spot omg

[chiharu]

YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO SAY TO YOU.

[halcyondusk]

...maybe n____n please do enlighten me n_____n